September 20, 2003
Next thing you know they'll be tapping in to the reality show craze. "Next, on Virgin or Vixen?--will Susie give in to Satan?"
It's not always cool to do the right thing.
Football weather is upon us, and I'm sorry for all you SEC fans out there, but football weather does NOT include sweating to death in a dress! It's blue jeans and a sweater (preferably red for IU or black for DePauw). And while football games are fun, fall gets us one step closer to the season of the real sport.
I've never seen the leaves change with a more vibrant array of color than in Indiana (more in southern Indiana). It really is breathtaking. Driving with the sunroof down the curvy roads of Brown County in fall just lifts the spirit.
And of course, who could not love pumpkins? I'm a big fan of raking leaves and carving pumpkins! And if you haven't had roasted pumpkin seeds, you really are missing out.
And hayrides! Hayrides are great. Sit next to the boy you've had a crush on and drink your warm apple cider and look at stars. It just doesn't get any better!
Sorry to bring you on that little Robert Frost moment, but I needed a diversion from my trusts and estates reading.
September 19, 2003
I'll stick to my grande non-fat vanilla latte, thank you.
I like the line that says the psycho was "subdued by passengers." How PC. I'm betting they beat the living daylights out of him. That's what I would do.
September 18, 2003
So, you may be asking yourselves what I could possibly like about it. Well, it's about a future law student who decides to play pro-beach volleyball instead. I started playing volleyball right about the time when the move came out (1990), and I was a player for the next 7 years. Now, I'm just a fan. It also had cameos by some of my favorite male pro-beach players. Plus, the movie's soundtrack has the song "Bushfire" by the B-52's in it--which of course, ROCKS.
I hadn't seen the movie in years and I sat down with my Stouffer's Skillet Sensation garlic chicken tonight (yeah, it wasn't much of a cooking night), and it was on one of my random movie channels!!
WHOO HOO! Guilty pleasures are cool.
Check out the 2-star review, here.
This may become a new theory of liability under the law: negligent infliction of emotional disTRESS.
HAHAHAHA! I kill me.
Some of them, are actually Hollywood celebrities. Guess it goes to show, you CAN be a celebrity and have a brain.
And I'm sure no one is surprised to see one member of the list--none other than Stormin' Norman!
September 17, 2003
Get these kids off the couches and you won't have to worry so much about what they eat! Sports=good. Video games=bad.
For all you "seasoned" bloggers, you're probably thinking, "Oh, that's cute. I get a million hits a day."
But, what should I make of my numbers? Which category do I fall in?
1) Wow. That's great. Keep on truckin' lil camper. (suggestions would be welcomed)
2) That's ok. You could do some things to improve like...???? (suggestions would be welcomed).
3) You're a loser. No one gives a shit what you're talking about. (Go to hell).
Break it to me, folks. I can handle it.
Martini on me.
My best friend's dad is a dermatologist and has always told me that the best facial cleanser is Cetaphil. So, I've been using it for as long as I can remember. It's light, fragrance free, doesn't lather up and burn your eyes, and ALWAYS gets my eye makeup off.
Costsaver tip: Both Wal-Mart and Osco make their own brand versions of Cetaphil. These brands have the EXACT same ingredients, work exactly the same, and cost $2 less per bottle. I have used them both and like them both. So, you can use the best and save some $$!!
September 16, 2003
And to think, when I was there I lobbied before the Board of Trustees that we had too many left-wing speakers. Doesn't appear I did much good.
UPDATE: Did anyone hear Clark this morning on the Today show? I've never heard a more uncommitted man in my life! He might be at the debate. When asked about gays in the military, he responded by saying that it might be time for military to re-look at the matter. He's learning fast--never, ever take an absolute stand.
I think every current and future candidate both democrat and republican has visions of "No New Taxes" dancing in their heads.
Secondly, he THEN compares his unfair judgment to--brace yourselves--the unfair treatment of Osama Bin Laden. "Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through." You're making a real strong case for yourself there, R. Compare yourself to a psychotic, cowardly killer. Nice work.
Read about it here.
September 15, 2003
Sung to the tune of "Bye, Bye Love"
Bye, bye J-Lo
Ben was a little slow
But his friends were "in the know"
And you just had to go
Bye, bye Jen
You'll exploit many more men
'Though your ass is a ten
You're loveless in the Bronx again
Lyrics by: Me
September 14, 2003
Wonder if she'll be able to keep up with his fancy footwork in her Manolo's.
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