June 30, 2004
To fart, or not to fart
Maxim asks women: How long should a guy wait to fart in front of you?
Survey SAYS:
Until heÂ’s my boyfriend: 39%
Forever, if at all possible: 34%
At least until dinnerÂ’s over: 13%
Until we live together: 12%
--I understand that it happens, but I'd have to say I'm in the 34%.
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C'mon Lawren! We're GUYS after all!
Posted by: Skerdog at June 30, 2004 08:56 PM (VuK7w)
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Uh, speaking as a guy, I would say never. I mean, I'm awfully fond of my girlfriend ...
Posted by: Matt at July 01, 2004 12:21 AM (L+za1)
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Yeah and my hubby is very fond of me and he says he is in the 34% and then if it happens he will say it was the cat....lol
Posted by: Sweet N Sassy at July 01, 2004 12:36 AM (paZGf)
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I'd have to say after he does in front of me...
Posted by: GrumpyBunny at July 01, 2004 09:51 AM (w3aVF)
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I love how girls pretend as if THEY never do it!
Posted by: Iceman at July 01, 2004 11:43 AM (mbKbE)
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We don't, Iceman.
Posted by: Lawren at July 01, 2004 12:04 PM (Gqz1r)
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You can send your angry comments to m@perilsin3d.com, but I just can't pass up telling one of my all time favorite jokes about women. So here it goes.
Why don't women fart?
Because they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure.
Posted by: M@ at July 01, 2004 12:16 PM (f2jsN)
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Oh you are just hysterical, Matt.
Posted by: Lawren at July 01, 2004 01:56 PM (Gqz1r)
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Girls don't fart. They queefe.
Posted by: chuck at July 01, 2004 08:13 PM (AP7uJ)
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My husband started farting around me when we were dating. It wasn't until we were MARRIED that he started giving me the "Dutch Oven."
Posted by: Julie Anne Fidler at July 01, 2004 10:58 PM (Crxlv)
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my wife and i have an arrangement. neither can fart in the presence of the other without tagging up.
btw, chuck, queefing is entirely different.
Posted by: rammer at July 05, 2004 09:45 PM (VSkqV)
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Tara Reid Dating Online?
Sad, lonely and looking for a friend? At one point, you may have been able to e-mail Tara Reid, 28, on Friendster.com.
Through a series of links, if you're closely connected enough to Tara, you could find Reid on the popular site and learn that she's "Interested in Meeting People for: Dating, Serious Relationship (Men), Friends, Activity Partners."
Her profile also listed her interests as "acting, shopping, spending money, vacations, having fun, music, going out to lunch, dinner and clubs, and going on vacations like St. Tropez, Sardinia, Aspen and others."
Reid's profile was up until June 18, when Star People called her rep for a comment. About two hours later, Reid pulled it down. Too bad -- Star People really loved the pictures she posted of herself from the men's mag Stuff.
--I bet I know what kind of "activity partners" she's looking for.
Thanks for the tip, Josh.
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I must say, though she is an absolute no-talent ass clown when it comes to acting (Hi, I'm Tara Reid, I just show off my body and whisper for an hour and a half), I find her sexy. In a slutty, trashy kind of way, you know?
She was one of my Friendster connections. We were "directly" linked. You feel me?
Posted by: Iceman at June 30, 2004 08:46 AM (b0QgY)
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Ugh. She filmed a movie here around Kalispell, big "hit" *laughs* and she got drunk ... and had to be escorted out of one of the bars for causing too much of a "buckus."
Posted by: Jen at June 30, 2004 04:04 PM (XoR0O)
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hmm..this is quite interesting
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Who are these people?
Who are
these people and what the hell do they buy?
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I refuse to believe this!
Posted by: Lynne at June 30, 2004 12:11 PM (HNhmk)
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I'd like to not believe it too, but somebody *must* buy the crap or it wouldn't be such big business ... but 20%??? No freakin' way.
I guess there's a big market for "manhood enhancement" ...
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I always thought that people must be buying crap from spam, otherwise it would not be so popular. I never bought anything from spam or pop ups. But, one recent spam caught my attention and got me to at least open the email. It was for free tickets to Universal Studios - but of course there was some catch and you had to purchase something. I did not buy - but was the first spam to get me to look.
Posted by: Lori at July 01, 2004 12:18 AM (kmcg6)
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I still refuse to believe this!
Posted by: lynne at July 01, 2004 10:02 PM (sL01d)
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June 29, 2004
No Class
There's being late for court, and
there's being late for court.
Leave it to Courtney Love to do the latter--she showed up more than five hours late to a Manhattan court appearance, and was scolded by a judge who said her tardiness was grounds for arrest.
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But of course she wasn't arrested. How does she keep getting away with all of this stuff?
Posted by: M@ at June 29, 2004 02:32 PM (f2jsN)
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too bad the judge didn't throw her skank-ass in jail till her Sept 7 hearing.
Posted by: mike at June 29, 2004 03:17 PM (57RIH)
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Stripping Spaces?
"Trading Spaces" star Paige Davis
got down and dirty at the Broadway Bares event at Roseland Ballroom last weekend.
Photos of her mid-strip are in this week's Star magazine, showing Davis in a sheer thong, legs open, with men's hands mauling her breasts.
--Guess there's a vixen under that cotton candy exterior.
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Where would one find Star magazine if they were so inclined to look for said pictures?
Posted by: M@ at June 29, 2004 09:00 AM (f2jsN)
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Not such a big surprise when you take into account her cover picture for
TV Guide wearing nothing but
two sheets of wallpaper...
Posted by: Ferro Lad at June 29, 2004 09:59 AM (bqPDz)
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Let's face the facts: Paige is hot and I'm going to buy this edition of the Star.
Posted by: Joshua Claybourn at June 29, 2004 10:04 AM (sql83)
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It was all in the name of charity. Hey, when you've got that body...why not use it to benefit some not-so-fortunate people.
Posted by: Linda at June 29, 2004 11:25 AM (9Pzdi)
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Yeah, I wasn't saying it was bad--just a bit surprising coming from her.
Posted by: Lawren at June 29, 2004 01:09 PM (Gqz1r)
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I didn't mean to suggest that you thought it was bad.
I guess it's kind of hard to think of some people in "that kind of way." Sort of like parents. EW
Posted by: Linda at June 29, 2004 02:47 PM (9Pzdi)
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So that is the annoying face looking at me everytime I go into Fifth Third. I wondered who the hell she was.
I would look more kindly on here if the line moved faster. Not her fault, I know, but I can't help but make the association.
Posted by: chuck at June 29, 2004 05:43 PM (AZu/1)
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She is talented. I believe she was Belle in Beauty and The Beast on Broadway. I'm sure she has other interesting performance abilities
She is hot, if annoyingly hyper, on Trading Spaces. Those 5/3 commercials definately demo how limber Paige is.
I still miss the understated Alex though.
Posted by: Brian D. at June 29, 2004 11:48 PM (E9JaP)
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I Ain't No Betty Crocker
I have a feeling I'll drive my future husband to
this:
A Romanian man faces charges after he tried to blow up his kitchen because his wife was such a lousy cook.
Viorel Leahu, 41, from Todiresti, said he decided to punish his wife for her terrible food.
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Posted by: GrumpyBunny at June 29, 2004 08:41 AM (w3aVF)
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How about learning to cook himself? Sureley he can manage a grilled cheese sandwich.
Posted by: at June 29, 2004 12:17 PM (57RIH)
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Many a man loves to cook. Just marry one of those. I'm currently experimenting with Thai recepies.
Posted by: Brian D. at June 29, 2004 06:19 PM (jn2Uy)
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Thai rocks! Nice work, Brian!
Posted by: Lawren at June 29, 2004 06:24 PM (Gqz1r)
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Reminds me of one of the first times I was going to cook for my hubby and this was before we married. I had planned a roast, potatoes, vegetables....nice meal....well I always remembered reeing my mother take the roast cover it in flour and brown it in the pot well I did not realize all she was doing was just that and then she covered it in water and and turned it down and allowed it to cook slowly for a couple of hours.....get this I thought you fried it....to say the least he came over for pizza. I had already told him what to expect to eat so when he asked of course you could smell it he laughed and laughed......He sure did not marry me because I could cook....and he still cooks as good as I can..
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June 28, 2004
Esther Blanks
During a concert last week, Madonna made like a blonde and
forgot the words to John Lennon's "Imagine."
What makes this especially amusing was that she mentioned before she started the song that the lyrics are wonderful, important, timely — blah blah blah — so much so that she wished she had written it — and then, mid-song, she drew a blank!
--Maybe she was too preoccupied trying to remember her own name.
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Maybe she was thinking it would be better to change her name to John Lennon.
Posted by: GrumpyBunny at June 28, 2004 09:21 AM (w3aVF)
Posted by: Lori at June 28, 2004 12:54 PM (kmcg6)
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Maybe she was "imagining" what life would have been like had she actually been a Beatle instead of an Esther
Posted by: Uptown Girl at June 28, 2004 03:05 PM (dUIpl)
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I'm guessing the Material Girl got hung up at "Imagine no possessions."
Posted by: Jeff Cooper at June 28, 2004 03:14 PM (vswOm)
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Good one Jeff!
Wish I'd thought of that (and posted it) first! LOL
Posted by: Skerdog at June 28, 2004 05:38 PM (3Nq9R)
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She probably had a V8 moment as in:
SLAP! Wow, I could changed it to Yoko!
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Tiny Bobbles
How much fun would
this be?
Whoopass makes custom bobble head dolls made from your photo. You also get to choose the body style and clothing.
Click here to see some of their work.
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Cool! Sounds like a great gag gift idea. But I really want a Lawren bobble head doll.
Posted by: Norman at June 28, 2004 07:25 PM (sANa9)
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I fear a future where archaeologists find these things and describe them as the height of our culture. The height of our culture is porn and everybody knows it.
Posted by: LibertyBob at June 28, 2004 10:31 PM (XVXLl)
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Broadway Update
Acting and singing superstar Mandy Moore is considering a starring role in hit Broadway musical
Wicked.
The Saved beauty told fans on her official website about her love for the Wizard Of Oz prequel, which has won several theatre awards including three Tonys, since its launch last year.
Moore enthuses, "Wicked is beyond amazing. I've actually seen it twice and was offered the chance to replace Kristin Chenoweth (Glinda) once she leaves the show.
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June 27, 2004
My Kind of Book
I'm SO pumped about the release of
this book:
Hitchcock Style.
It combines two of my passions: fashion and Hitchcock flicks.
Can you beat that?
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Wake Up Call
It's the 27th.
I have the bar exam in exactly one month.
Holy God.
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That is fast approaching - - like you needed a reminder of that - - but you will do great, Lawren
Posted by: Uptown Girl at June 27, 2004 02:02 PM (dUIpl)
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The best of the best of luck to you Lawren :-) Show that bar whose boss.
Posted by: Jennifer at June 27, 2004 02:15 PM (n8Poy)
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Me too, and I only started getting worried today, I hope that leaves me enough time. Good luck, you'll do fine.
Posted by: Eric at June 27, 2004 02:43 PM (xVNbM)
Posted by: kernyen at June 27, 2004 04:47 PM (ORe7I)
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Good luck - from one who's never passed a bar ...
Posted by: Matt at June 27, 2004 09:14 PM (F9Ij0)
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I feel nervous for you, girl - - good luck! You will do fantastic - I just know it!
Posted by: Lisa at June 27, 2004 10:13 PM (N8CD2)
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Dang.
I seriously need a career.
Best wishes!
Posted by: Julie Anne Fidler at June 27, 2004 11:44 PM (PcgQk)
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Came over from Lisa's to wish you the best.
Posted by: Sweet N Sassy at June 28, 2004 03:26 PM (paZGf)
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I know it's easy for me to say, and hard for you to believe, but you'll be fine.
Posted by: Jeff Cooper at June 30, 2004 03:55 PM (CSRuh)
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Best of luck to you, Lawren!
Posted by: Bill at July 03, 2004 11:45 PM (TvM9u)
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June 26, 2004
Unlikely Pair
Pianist Ben Folds has
pushed back the release date of his upcoming solo album to concentrate on
Has Been, a collection by
Star Trek star and sometime musician William Shatner (Captain Kirk).
Ben Folds and William Shatner? I think Ben Folds' music is amazing. But William Shatner? Hmmm.
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That is an odd combination.
I am also a Ben Folds fan. Have you checked out A.C. Newman? If you like Ben you might him.
Posted by: Lynne at June 26, 2004 01:37 PM (HNhmk)
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No, I haven't. I'll have to sometime though. Would I know any of his songs?
Posted by: Lawren at June 26, 2004 02:01 PM (Gqz1r)
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Ben Folds and William Shatner have collaborated before. Shatner contributed "vocals" to a couple of songs on Folds'
Fear of Pop CD from a few years back. While I'm not much of a Folds fan, I did like that CD (although I didn't care for the Shatner tracks).
Posted by: susan b. at June 26, 2004 03:36 PM (ZhcVl)
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Not sure how many A.C Newman songs you would know -- solo CD was released this month. But if you know the New Pornographers (i didn't) he is the frontman for them - goes by Carl Newman.
Posted by: lynne at June 26, 2004 03:55 PM (HNhmk)
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Ick
In love letters to Prince Charles, Camilla Parker Bowles told how she yearned for him and urged her lover to withstand "the onslaughts of that ridiculous creature," his wife, Diana, a newspaper reported Thursday.
--Bad move, Cam. The Brits already hate you. Now you're talking smack about Diana. Not a good idea.
She describes how her "heart and body aches" to be with him. "I yearn to be with you day and night, to hug, comfort and love you," she writes to the man she calls "my most precious darling."
--Sick. Thinking of either of their bodies aching makes me want to vom.
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Yea it is a rather disturbing image isn't it? lol
Posted by: Kelly at June 26, 2004 10:35 AM (rQ7rr)
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what's up with Chuck's fingers in that picture? His index finger looks like a sausage link with a Lee Press On nail attached. Are swollen digits a product of in breeding?
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 26, 2004 12:34 PM (ec1bx)
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...laughing my ass off, Jeff.
Posted by: Lawren at June 26, 2004 12:43 PM (Gqz1r)
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That is not so bad. Remember when the tapes of thier conversations were leaked, and Charles said he wished he could be her tampon? Shudder.
Posted by: chuck at June 26, 2004 05:04 PM (HA+E7)
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Um, I was going to try to be nice until I read that tampon thing.
But seriously, at this stage of their lives, I kinda just wish they would be happy and be done with it.
Posted by: Rori at June 26, 2004 08:42 PM (ttiej)
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Diana was much too good for him and it's sad that she never had the chance at long term happiness. But for these two to desecrate her memory like this, is just un-royal-like. He's not a prince. He's a schmuck!
Posted by: Linda at June 27, 2004 08:38 AM (9Pzdi)
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I think the letters are from a long time ago, before the divorce and before Diana's death. So they are not disrespecting her memory.
Posted by: t at June 28, 2004 08:20 AM (tNznv)
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Tampon????? Okay, I am officially grossed out...thank you very much.
Posted by: Kelly P. at June 28, 2004 08:30 AM (4adEQ)
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June 25, 2004
Everybody Loves the F-Bomb
U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney
has blurted out the "F word" at Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont during a heated exchange on the Senate floor, according to congressional aides.
The incident occurred on Tuesday in a terse discussion between the two that touched on politics, religion and money, with Cheney finally telling Leahy to "f--- off" or "go f--- yourself," the aides said on Thursday.
YES!!!! Glad to see someone else loves the F-bomb as much as I do! Go Dick!
(Yeah, yeah, I know it's unprofessional. But you know some of those guys in Washington have been DYING to say it to each other for YEARS. I say, "Have at it!")
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I LOVE the f-bomb...too much, in fact...I use it as a noun, a verb, an adjective, adverb...I think I might have used it as a gerund at one point or another
Posted by: Kelly P. at June 25, 2004 10:58 AM (4adEQ)
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What? An adult swore at another adult in the company of other adults? Shocking! :-p
I'm hardly a supporter of either of these guys; but I'm going to side with Dick on this one. Leahy is a smug SOB. I'm still pissed at him for sneaking into a bill a rider designating Lake Champlain as a Great Lake.
I would've said the same thing to him.
Posted by: Kevin the Interloper at June 25, 2004 11:21 AM (qb+8W)
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Yup, I tell too many people to "Fuck off" at times, getting me into trouble - ask around the law school.
Or my high school tennis coach. Ahh, the old glory days of the hot temper!
Posted by: Iceman at June 25, 2004 11:29 AM (b0QgY)
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Yes! Finally, I find somebody who agrees with me on this. Everybody else are all like "its so unprofessional, yatta, yatta, yatta." Whiners, they are.
Posted by: Lucas Sayre at June 25, 2004 02:21 PM (uRS+V)
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I think he was just saying the same thing that at least 130 million Americans would have said in his position.
Posted by: Susan at June 25, 2004 02:37 PM (TgH28)
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Tell Leahy if you see him that Norman said 'fuck you' too. Probably hurts more coming from Cheney, but people whining about it should get a grip.
Posted by: Norman at June 25, 2004 04:10 PM (sANa9)
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Would this even be news if Leahy had said it to Cheney?
Posted by: Matt at June 25, 2004 05:05 PM (a+a1i)
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I would have whispered it in his ear to maintain a little professionalism. However, as there is no professionalism left in the Senate I'm all for a Pay-Per-View Slugfest.
Ah, the beauty of the F-Bomb. I believe I've constructed entire sentences with it. So flexible as nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs and other things.
Posted by: Brian D. at June 25, 2004 09:17 PM (7tbQR)
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i think camilla and and charles r a lovely couple together they love each other very deaply
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Batter Up!
For the die-hard
Cubs fan:
Batter up!
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hey, I have a pair just like that!
Umm, I mean, er, ummm......never mind.
Posted by: Buzz at June 25, 2004 10:16 AM (nyucV)
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I've been a Cubs fan for a LONG time. To me, that logo means, "Don't get your hopes up."
Posted by: Brent at June 26, 2004 07:26 PM (sYWYh)
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Damn! They're back ordered.
Posted by: Linda at June 27, 2004 08:39 AM (9Pzdi)
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hopefully that doesn't mean you'll be in the cellar at the end of the season (this year being a notible exception). And do all your souters keep saying "wait til next year?"
Posted by: Guy S. at June 28, 2004 11:01 PM (f6cjG)
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June 24, 2004
I'm Batman?
A distraught father
staged a protest from church scaffolding in a desperate attempt to gain contact with his children.
Colin Vallis, 41, from Scarisbrick Street, Ormskirk, spent 10 hours of Father's Day dressed as Batman on scaffolding surrounding Holy Trinity Church in Southport.
The unemployed builder, who is out of work following an accident, has no idea where his son Arel, three, and daughter Sophie, one, are after his ex-partner took them away.
Mr Vallis said: "I was so distraught that I couldn't see my kids. They are very close to me and were just taken away from me. It's totally unjust. Fathers have no rights whatsoever. I feel like I have been kicked to the gutter."
--With these 2 nutjobs as parents, I think these kids would be better off in foster care!
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Holy lunatic, Batman!!!
Posted by: Brad at June 24, 2004 01:27 PM (PS936)
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That is just too freaky!! Surely there must be a better way!
Posted by: Buzz at June 24, 2004 04:21 PM (wx4CK)
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There's a whole thought process that went into this stunt that is INFINITELY funnier than the act itself.
Think about it. At some point he decided, "I've got to do something!"
And then the lightbulb went on that he'd put up a sign...BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! "I'm going to scale a scaffolding to get MORE attention! Ha HA!"
And, at some point, while ol' Colin was staring at himself in the mirror, he realized that his plan JUST WAS NOT ENOUGH.
And that morning, as he pulled on his tights and looked in the mirror one last time before springing to action, he said, "perfect. THIS is EXACTLY what I was going for!"
That alone makes me laugh harder than the picture here.
Posted by: Kevin the Interloper at June 24, 2004 05:06 PM (qb+8W)
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Christmas Present
Get excited, boys:
New mum Denise Richards is reportedly considering an offer to bare all for Playboy this Christmas. The actress wife of reformed Hollywood playboy Charlie Sheen has been approached by bosses at the men's magazine, who want her to strip for their December 2004 issue.
According to insiders, Richards is interested in showing off her sensational post-baby body but has refused a full-nude pictorial.
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That seems to be all the rage lately, a semi-celebrity doing a semi-nude pictorial in playboy.
Posted by: M@ at June 24, 2004 08:27 AM (f2jsN)
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My first thought was "There is a God and he loves me!", but then I remembered something....she ALREADY showed off her bod in the movie "Wild Things"
( http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0767816234/002-7342062-9959249?v=glance ).
p.s. Lawren, you REALLY need to get an RSS feed, now that I've got a newsreader!
Posted by: Skerdog at June 24, 2004 03:14 PM (3Nq9R)
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What the hell is an RSS feed? I'm retarded.
Posted by: Lawren at June 24, 2004 03:17 PM (Gqz1r)
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Heh...well I was afraid you were going to ask me that.
I'm not "up" on them but I at least got it working....if memory serves, it comes standard out of the box with WordPress. Never dealt with MT, so I don't know what you'd have to do...I'll bet Lisa could help you though.
RSS stands for "Rich Site Summary", which allows you to read "feeds" in an easy-to-read format. Basically you get a newsreader (I use "Awasu") and then you "subscribe" to a site that has an RSS feed...then you can view all of them in the one client. It's a whole lot easier than surfing the web trying to remember which sites you have and haven't visited yet. There is alot of info you can read here:
http://www.lights.com/weblogs/rss.html
and as for the rest...I just Google'd "RSS aggregator reader blog". HTH
Posted by: Skerdog at June 24, 2004 03:27 PM (3Nq9R)
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Well, she might as well bare it for Playboy since her 15 minutes of fame are pretty much over.
And who the hell names their baby girl, Sam?
Posted by: Rori at June 24, 2004 08:25 PM (ttiej)
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I think she is beautiful - - and the spread would be nice
Posted by: Uptown Girl at June 24, 2004 10:53 PM (dUIpl)
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"Sam" is likely short for "Samantha"....
Posted by: Skerdog at June 24, 2004 11:01 PM (VuK7w)
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Darwin Awards
The
Darwin Awards were released sometime this week. I received a forward with the winning stories (thanks, Jaime). I'll share the winning story with you:
Based on a bet by the other members of his golfing threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine.
Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the post of the ball washer was more than strong enough to support his body weight, and his sack was the weakest link.
Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside.
To add insult to injury, Sanchez then broke a new $300.00 graphite shaft driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was attempting to use as a cane. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.
This last one wouldn't normally count, because the golfer didn't die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, the committee allowed it.
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Posted by: rita at June 24, 2004 07:48 AM (xYQ/O)
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Too bad more idiots can't self-neuter themselves.
Posted by: GrumpyBunny at June 24, 2004 08:13 AM (w3aVF)
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http://www.snopes.com/humor/follies/ballwash.htm
Posted by: M@ at June 24, 2004 08:25 AM (f2jsN)
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Debunked but sounded bad/good depending on how you look at it though.
Posted by: Norman at June 24, 2004 03:56 PM (sANa9)
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You know, I laughed like hell when Kelly posted about this a couple of months ago,and I laughed like hell when I read it again. Truly astounding.
Posted by: chuck at June 24, 2004 07:52 PM (4g/IV)
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June 23, 2004
Judd Lands Lauder Contract
Double Jeopardy star Ashley Judd has landed a lucrative cosmetics deal with beauty giant Estee Lauder.
According to American website Pagesix.Com, the stunning Californian is set to be announced as the spokesmodel of Lauder's latest brand American Beauty today.
Very well-deserving. She's gorgeous, and oozes class, style, and grace.
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FYI she is from KY not CA. I guess some decent looking people do come from the South
Posted by: Jaime at June 23, 2004 11:32 AM (1wXed)
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You know--I knew that. She was born in Ashland, KY--which is why they named her Ashley. I guess I should read more carefully before I paste a portion from an article.
Posted by: Lawren at June 23, 2004 12:07 PM (Gqz1r)
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I agree. She is stunning.
Posted by: Jennifer at June 23, 2004 12:33 PM (Wr1uX)
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Ahh yes, the University of Kentucky's finest hottie. She's obsessed with UK bball, I'm obsessed with UK bball - we're a perfect match. She needs to ditch the Euro and get a little ice in her veins!
Posted by: Iceman at June 23, 2004 03:18 PM (gBQTR)
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She is one of the most beautiful women on this planet, but she really disappointed me when she marched in DC wearing that ridiculous t-shirt. I just can't be a fan of someone like that.
Posted by: Susan at June 24, 2004 06:45 AM (TgH28)
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Very well desering indeed! I love their make up and she is a MUCH better choice than Brittney Spears for their company.
Posted by: Lori at June 24, 2004 10:06 AM (kmcg6)
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Maybe this deal will help with being stereotyped. It didn't help she played practically the same character for Double Jeopardy, Kiss the Girls and High Crimes.
Posted by: Brad at June 24, 2004 01:38 PM (PS936)
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Might be time to invest in some Estee Lauder stock....or switch my Uma obsession to Ashley.
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Those Are Fightin' Words
Brad Pitt has been branded a "wimp" by Hollywood actor Val Kilmer - who claims the Troy star's muscle-bound physique on film posters have been "air-brushed".
Kilmer, 44 - who will appear in rival epic Alexander later this year - has challenged Pitt's widely publicized weight training, claiming his beefy figure was faked. The Batman Forever star says, "I saw those pictures of Brad Pitt, that's all air-brushed in, you know. He's a nice guy but he's a wimp."
I'm not sure I'd provoke Brad--Did Val not see Fight Club?
UPDATE: And in a somewhat-related update, author Chuck Palahniuk may adapt Fight Club into a stage musical that would involve director David Fincher, who turned the 1996 cult book into the 1999 movie.
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I often wonder about Val. I've heard that he's difficult to work with, etc.
I find him infinitely more yum-able than Brad.
Posted by: GrumpyBunny at June 23, 2004 09:25 AM (w3aVF)
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Whatever, there is no faking it on screen and let me tell you - Brad was looking good! Val's smoked one too many j's.
Posted by: Jaime at June 23, 2004 11:34 AM (1wXed)
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Ahhhh Brad & Val - two of my favorite men.
Posted by: Shel at June 23, 2004 01:38 PM (F+LJ+)
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Lawren:
Since it seems you've forgotten. The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
Posted by: Jeff B at June 23, 2004 07:59 PM (Xenx4)
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Oh gosh, Jeff, I forgot. What's the penalty?
Posted by: Lawren at June 24, 2004 07:17 AM (Gqz1r)
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Yes they probably did air brush the movie posters but has Val learned nothing about Hollywood?! They seem to airbrush women ALL the freaking time on these posters! That is NOT Julia Roberts body on the Pretty Woman poster. They puffed up the boobs and trimmed down the booty of J-LO on the GILI poster. They also airbrused Demi on the Striptease poster. But that doesn't mean that Brad faked it. I saw the movie and Brad's bod was looking good. I like Val and his hunkiness but he needs to quit being a crybaby.
Posted by: Lori at June 24, 2004 10:11 AM (kmcg6)
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You mean Val "Please for the love of god pay some attention to me, despite my general reputation as a complete arse to work with" Kilmer? And please, let him tell us how the suit in "Batman" wasn't sculpted, that it was all Kilmerian muscle.... pffft.
Brad, any old day, Brad.
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