June 30, 2004

To fart, or not to fart

Maxim asks women: How long should a guy wait to fart in front of you?

Survey SAYS:

Until heÂ’s my boyfriend: 39%

Forever, if at all possible: 34%

At least until dinnerÂ’s over: 13%

Until we live together: 12%

--I understand that it happens, but I'd have to say I'm in the 34%.

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 03:54 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 C'mon Lawren! We're GUYS after all!

Posted by: Skerdog at June 30, 2004 08:56 PM (VuK7w)

2 Uh, speaking as a guy, I would say never. I mean, I'm awfully fond of my girlfriend ...

Posted by: Matt at July 01, 2004 12:21 AM (L+za1)

3 Yeah and my hubby is very fond of me and he says he is in the 34% and then if it happens he will say it was the cat....lol

Posted by: Sweet N Sassy at July 01, 2004 12:36 AM (paZGf)

4 I'd have to say after he does in front of me...

Posted by: GrumpyBunny at July 01, 2004 09:51 AM (w3aVF)

5 I love how girls pretend as if THEY never do it!

Posted by: Iceman at July 01, 2004 11:43 AM (mbKbE)

6 We don't, Iceman.

Posted by: Lawren at July 01, 2004 12:04 PM (Gqz1r)

7 You can send your angry comments to m@perilsin3d.com, but I just can't pass up telling one of my all time favorite jokes about women. So here it goes. Why don't women fart? Because they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure.

Posted by: M@ at July 01, 2004 12:16 PM (f2jsN)

8 Oh you are just hysterical, Matt.

Posted by: Lawren at July 01, 2004 01:56 PM (Gqz1r)

9 Girls don't fart. They queefe.

Posted by: chuck at July 01, 2004 08:13 PM (AP7uJ)

10 My husband started farting around me when we were dating. It wasn't until we were MARRIED that he started giving me the "Dutch Oven."

Posted by: Julie Anne Fidler at July 01, 2004 10:58 PM (Crxlv)

11 my wife and i have an arrangement. neither can fart in the presence of the other without tagging up. btw, chuck, queefing is entirely different.

Posted by: rammer at July 05, 2004 09:45 PM (VSkqV)

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