May 31, 2004
Jen Wants More in Bed?
Jennifer Aniston says she keeps her marriage to Brad Pitt fresh by
fantasising about swinging.
The Sun says Jennifer, 35, would let her 40-year-old husband bed Michelle Pfeiffer, 47.
But that would only be if she were allowed to bed 56-year-old Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.
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She has Brad freakin' Pitt and she wants to get it on with Steven Tyler? Oh lord.
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Just goes to prove the old saying:
No matter how hot she/he is, there's someone tired of f**king her/him!
Posted by: Jake at May 31, 2004 10:13 PM (QVz66)
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Personally, I'd pick Orlando Bloom, but that's just me.
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Scarlett's Sexual Encounters
We heard about Scarlett Johanssen getting freaky with Benicio del Toro in an elevator.
We heard about Scarlett shamelessly flirting with Heath Ledger and Naomi Watts dumping him for it.
Now there is a new tale in Scarlett's sexual revolution: girl on girl action. Some jaws dropped the other night when rising starlet Scarlett Johansson engaged in some heavy kissing. According to reports, Scarlett's lips were attacked by Imitation of Christ designer Tara Subkoff, who was possibly caught "imitating a lesbian" at the Maritime Hotel's Hiro bar.
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I admired her so much after seeing Lost in Translation. She seemed like a breath of fresh air -- talented, classy & demure.
& now this. Utter, utter disappointment that she's bragging about getting freaky in an elevator.
Posted by: Marie at May 31, 2004 02:44 PM (RcH1/)
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Why should she NOT brag about it? What's wrong with it? Is she cheating on a spouse? No. Is she doing something bad with small children? No. She's having fun. Why shouldn't she be proud of it?
Posted by: Jake at May 31, 2004 10:16 PM (QVz66)
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It's classless & tacky to brag about sexual encounters. Be proud of it, sure, but just don't brag like it's cool to shaft a stranger in an elevator.
Posted by: Marie at June 01, 2004 04:55 AM (rJ+9Y)
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I'm not even really clear where she was "bragging" about it. All I've seen is a gossip site talking about it.
Posted by: Jake at June 01, 2004 07:25 AM (QVz66)
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She's been quoted in a magazine here in Europe as saying she's had sex in an elevator. Unprovoked. Hence 'bragging'. No-one asked her if she had, & she somehow thinks this'll make her. . 'cool'.
Posted by: Marie at June 01, 2004 03:40 PM (8yNCm)
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I'd venture that the mere act of being interviewed has a bit do to with "provoking"...
But that dirty whore talked about sex in public without anyone tying her to a stake and whipping her until she finally spilled the info. Let's burn her!
Posted by: Jake at June 01, 2004 06:34 PM (QVz66)
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It wasn't an interview. She was at a party & blurted it to someone.
Posted by: Marie at June 01, 2004 08:04 PM (oFV8X)
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Ah, so it was overheard eavesdropping... that slut.
Posted by: Jake at June 02, 2004 07:40 PM (QVz66)
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who are we to judge?
go scarlett!
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hmm..this is quite interesting
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May 30, 2004
Indy 500
In honor of the greatest spectacle in racing being held in my town today,
here is some track trivia for you.
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Layover Treat
For those of you ever traveling through the Indianapolis airport: if you have some time, you should stop by the Indianapolis International Airport spa, called Passport.
Passport has been at the airport about two years and is the first outlet for a company started by a New York woman who travels a lot and wished she could find spa services in an airport.
It opened as a nail salon, but now provides a variety of services, including hairstyling and massage, said Laurel Fleming, on-site manager.
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nice addition
Posted by: Uptown Girl at May 30, 2004 01:40 PM (dUIpl)
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I wonder what that costs. We're having a foreign exchange student come to live with us in early August and she'll have flown in all the way from Moldova (former USSR) that day. Talk about a great way to relax!
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Buffyologist Conference
It's tough for scholars to be taken seriously when their subject is a TV show about a California blonde fighting evil in a high school built on a gateway to hell--Particularly when the title is as campy as "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
Buffyologists from as far away as Singapore were presenting 190 papers on topics ranging from "slayer slang" to "postmodern reflections on the culture of consumption" to "Buffy and the new American Buddhism."
I didn't even think that many people watched that show. Sounds like it has a Trekkie-like following.
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Ah hem -- cover story on my issue of TV Guide this week: 25 Top Cult Shows Ever -- Buffy's ranking (by their yardstick): #3 (right between Farscape and the X-Files -- with Trek #1, of course, of course...)
Posted by: Ferro Lad at May 30, 2004 03:16 PM (ExOVV)
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Oh Lawren, you need to have a Buffy night. You don't know what you're missing. The entire TV Guide list is on my site BTW.
Posted by: Brian D. at May 31, 2004 09:42 AM (AZu/1)
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Watch it for a while Lawren... It's light years better than it's title would have you believe.
Heck, I'll even loan you the dvd's.
Posted by: mike` at June 01, 2004 12:33 AM (NK5Q7)
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IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW!
You must try it. It's really good. I was too at first put off by the title and connection to the twit movie. But the show is FAB!
I doubt I'd go to a conference and present a paper though.
Posted by: GrumpyBunny at June 01, 2004 10:18 AM (w3aVF)
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Yep, Buffy kicks ass. Frankly, that there's an academic conference on the topic is unsurprising, given the amount of crap conferences that are out there.
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May 29, 2004
I'm Connected
Broadcasting live from my new condo. Sorry for the blog delays--I haven't had internet for a few days! Every bone in my body hurts from my move. But, I'm so pumped. The place is so cute, if I do say so myself. Can't wait to entertain!
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Ummm, hello?? Pictures, please!!?
Posted by: Buzz at May 29, 2004 06:19 PM (wx4CK)
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I don't know how to post digital pics on here. How do I do that?
Posted by: Lawren at May 29, 2004 06:36 PM (Gqz1r)
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woo-hoo..party at Lawren's place
Posted by: Brian D. at May 29, 2004 11:18 PM (09GQN)
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Glad to see you're all moved in! Enjoy the new place!
Posted by: Kelly at May 30, 2004 09:35 AM (rQ7rr)
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Lawren, IM me sometime and I'll help you figure out how to post pictures.
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May 28, 2004
Brad and Jen Ditch "Troy"
Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt caused outrage at the Cannes Film Festival last week - by walking out of the official screening of his film "Troy" before it had started.
The 40-year-old actor got up and left the cinema with his Friends star wife Jennifer Aniston before the lights went down. A horrified witness says, "It is almost unprecedented not to watch your own film at Cannes. Their vacant seats did not go unnoticed".
Are there any rumors as to why they left?
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He had to meet his boyfriend.
Oh, please, please, let me be right!
Posted by: chuck at May 28, 2004 12:22 PM (ODAip)
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I suppose we could start some. Put that imagination cap on.
Posted by: at May 28, 2004 03:09 PM (kDklJ)
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They had just finished watching the screening of Fahrenheit 911 and were disgusted by all the lies and distortions so they had to go throw up?
Posted by: Skerdog at May 29, 2004 10:55 AM (VuK7w)
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He remembered how utterly crap it is & knew he wouldn't get his congratulatory piece of ass if the wife saw it?
Posted by: Marie at May 29, 2004 04:38 PM (0kvw9)
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Marie, that was pretty funny!
(Even if you were talking about sex in public... unprovoked...
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Gay-Themed Reality Show Canned
Fox Television has
dropped plans to air a controversial two-hour reality show where two straight men were to be shown competing for a $50,000 prize by trying to fool people -- including their close friends -- into thinking they're gay.
Fox President Gail Berman decided to pull "Seriously, Dude, I'm Gay" from the network's schedule following concerns raised by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.
If the substance was harmful, I'm glad it got canned. But, couldn't they have at least tried to pick a better title?
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Closing
I close on my condo today at noon. Wish me luck! My first new house!
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Cool beans!! COngrats and good luck!
Posted by: Kelly at May 28, 2004 08:45 AM (rQ7rr)
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Remember, breathe in, breathe out. Just don't do it too fast as you'll hyperventilate! Congrats and good luck.
Posted by: Brian D. at May 28, 2004 09:31 AM (qCak6)
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Congrats! Wow, graduate from law school, new web digs, and new house! Big year for you!
Posted by: GrumpyBunny at May 28, 2004 11:39 AM (w3aVF)
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Congratulations!
When's the housewarming party?
Posted by: at May 28, 2004 03:09 PM (kDklJ)
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That's awesome Lawren! That is one of the best things I ever did was buy a house. You are gonna love it.
Posted by: Lori at May 28, 2004 06:28 PM (kmcg6)
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May 27, 2004
Quite a Change
From Manolos to chinos:
Sarah Jessica Parker tapped to be the Gap's new pitchwoman in print and TV ads through the rest of the year. It's the longest-running endorsement deal signed by the clothing manufacturer yet.
What would Carrie think?
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Wedding Weight Watchers
A Hobart couple that plans to wed on Sept. 4
have been chosen to participate in "Dateline NBC's Bridal Weight Loss Challenge."
Courtney Prathaftakis, 22, a Rochester native, and her fiance, Nate Sass, 23, will try to lose weight with help from a sports doctor. Her goal is to lose 50 pounds, while he will try to lose 30.
NBC correspondent Sarah James interviews the brides. NBC will air a show in late November or early December on the participants' weddings and their weight loss.
Prathaftakis and Sass both weighed in at 228 pounds at the start. They have begun working out for a couple months and have joined Weight Watchers.
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This isn't too surprising since I remember reading a while back that Indiana is one of the top 5 most obese states. Good luck to the couple!
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You Know You've Made It When...
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you're waxed.
Beyonce Knowles is the latest pop star to be immortalized in wax in the new interactive singing and dancing "Divas" section at Madam Tussauds in London. The former Destiny's Child is featured next to fellow singers Kylie Minogue and Britney Spears for the new exhibit which allows visitors to get up on stage and give their best Kylie, Britney or Beyonce impersonation.
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You are aware, of course, that Beyonce's figure includes a mechanical 'booty shake'?...
Posted by: Ferro Lad at May 27, 2004 09:38 AM (bqPDz)
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I must be getting old, because I remember when you had to release more than a few albums to be called a "diva."
And anyway, a true diva would know who butters her bread and not insult gay people like Beyonce has. Let me tell ya, in a few years, it will only be the homos buying your albums still.
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May 26, 2004
I Love the 80's
You're a Speak & Spell!! You nerd, you. Just
because you were disguised as a toy doesn't
mean you weren't educational, you sneaky
bastard.
What childhood toy from the 80s are you? brought to you by Quizilla
Hat tip to Gigglechick.
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Posted by: M@ at May 26, 2004 10:42 PM (ngWVm)
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For me it said: You're My Little Pony!! Sweet and innocent and happy, you make people want to spew burrito chunks. Even a Care Bear could kick your ass.
A Care Bear kicking my ass? *heh*
This was fun Lawren
Posted by: Uptown Girl at May 26, 2004 11:52 PM (dUIpl)
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I hate these things. And I don't wanna be a speak and spell. I wanna be the GI Joe with the kung fu grip....I was in the Army. Heck, in the 80's even. Well, at least I'm not the pony.....
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Broadway Update
Laura Linney got rave reviews for her Broadway performance last night in "Sight Unseen."
Says the reviewer: Even when "Sight Unseen" seems a little slight or muddled, there's Linney to pull it out of the mud and set it straight again. If you're coming to New York in the next few weeks, this is a must-see production.
I can't wait to see her in her new movie, "Kinsey." She co-stars with Liam Neeson in Bill Condon's movie about sexpert doctors.
I honestly think she is one of THE most talented actresses out there today. I loved her in "The Truman Show," "Love Actually," "The Life of David Gale," "Primal Fear," "You Can Count on Me," and the list goes on and on. She keeps me enraptured from the moment she's on screen. I only hope I can someday see her on stage as well.
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Bar Review
Thoughts on my bar review session today:
The speaker looked like a young Hume Cronyn--like when he was in "Shadow of a Doubt." The speaker also kept pronouncing "possessory" as "puh-sess-er-ar-y." It was annoying.
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Guy who read the last book on tape I listened to did something similar with several words - drove me almost insane. So Lawren, why don't you have a site feed for your blog? Or if you do, let me know what it is.
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What the hell is a site feed?
Posted by: Lawren at May 26, 2004 05:05 PM (g32Cf)
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hello this site is a big shet
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Brief Invention
This week's most unique invention award goes to:
The Brief Safe
The "Brief Safe" is an innovative new diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling.
Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion.
Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) To add realistic smell, check out "Doo Drops."
Hat tip to Geoffrey.
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OK, the skidmarks are classic but has anyone else stopped to wonder why you would want to leave your valuable in with the rest of your diry laundry?
Posted by: Daniel at May 26, 2004 01:04 PM (gYdgh)
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If it didn't wear boxers I certainly would worry about just throwing that thing right into the wash by mistake.
Posted by: Joe D at May 26, 2004 03:46 PM (8keDP)
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For some masochistic reason I had to click on it to see - you left out the Doo Drops for smell. I'm going to go wash my mouth out with a very dry vodka martini.
Posted by: Norman at May 26, 2004 04:53 PM (sANa9)
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About time. I posted about this a couple of months ago. Makes up for all the times you beat me to the good stuff
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That's really funny... I'm still laughing... I just HAVE to put the in The Champagne Room as
Harvey's Underpants... stilll LMFAO.
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That is
VERY disturbing indeed.
Posted by: James Doney at May 26, 2004 08:22 PM (/t2NR)
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"doo drops?" Now, you have to wonder what those are made from, don't you? EWWWW
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The Return of Andy Kaufman?
I found the following over at
Waiting for the Punchline:
Andy Kaufman, as some would have you believe, is alive and well. The comic claimed that he would fake his own death and return 20 years later, which would have been May 16th of this year.
An Andy Kaufman Returns blog has appeared, hosted of course by Blogspot. The blog claims that the author is the real Andy Kaufman and has various posts claiming that he has been confirmed by a DNA test. Yet, the obvious question "why don't you go on national TV to prove it" is dismissed by saying that he wants to remain on a more personal and intimate level. He says to look for him at Wal-Marts and Starbucks around the country and to contact local media when you do.
I'm skeptical. What do you guys think? Is he dead or alive?
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I'd heard on the news the other day that it was the 20th anniversary of his supposed death.
He had said he would fake his own death and return 20 years later. He was a no-show.
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Considering that one guy -- Bob Zmuda -- has been pimping Kaufman's memory for the last 20 years, that he and Kaufman both assumed the same stage persona (Tony Clifton) on numerous occasions, and that Zmuda is not famous for anything else, I'm tempted to write this off as cheap self-promotion for Bob Zmuda.
Posted by: pad at May 26, 2004 09:29 AM (G5AiP)
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Kaufman is dead. Only Elvis is still alive ;-)
Posted by: Brian D. at May 26, 2004 10:44 AM (VMhZ7)
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I don't think Zmuda is the culprit, since he ought to remember that Andy was the champion of 'intergender wrestling' (a term which this site has
conspicuously failed to use in the proper context).
[Of course, maybe that's what Zmuda
wants us to think...]
Posted by: Ferro Lad at May 26, 2004 03:46 PM (bqPDz)
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KAUFMAN LIVES! VIVA LA KAUFMAN!
hehe...sorry.
Posted by: Joe D at May 26, 2004 03:49 PM (8keDP)
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Snopes says it is a fraud.
Besides the only "dead" pop culture figure with the testicular fortitude to actually come back is John "The Duke" Wayne.
He will return mark my words.
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Posted by: erin at May 26, 2004 10:13 PM (SRBmj)
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Ofcourse he's not dead. However he did love the limelight and the fact he didn't emerge on the 20th anniversary of his supposed death has me wondering. Maybe he will on the 21st just so he can say he really had us wondering. Then again he might have just decided that there is no longer anything he can do or say to shock or get a reaction with the way things are today. I hope this isn't the case. Because now we need him more than ever.
P.S. I don't know why I used the name Steve as my real name is Andy Kaufman. (Correct spelling : Kauffman)
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Germy Ties
Doctors may be
unwittingly spreading infections through their ties, warn US researchers. The New York Hospital Queens team found nearly half of the ties worn by medical workers harboured disease-causing bacteria.
Almost half (47.6%) of the ties worn by clinicians were found to harbour bacteria that can cause disease.
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I always knew that a tie would one day be the death of me.
Posted by: M@ at May 26, 2004 12:30 PM (f2jsN)
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This seems a little extreme to me. Take away the doctor's neckties - then what? What about their shoes? Those are covered with germs. And the pinstriped suits?
I can see an area at the hospital security desk piled high with expensive suits, Italian loafers, dress socks and cufflinks taken from doctors who make their rounds barefoot in hospital gowns. In other words - get real.
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May 25, 2004
Open Wide
Cyndi Lauper was reaching for a high note during her opening number at Saturday's KISS-108-sponsored concert in Mansfield, Mass., when from the sky came a white glob of bird poop.
The fecal critique landed in her open mouth.
Maybe birds just wanna have fun.
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Tell me you are making that up. Shudder.
Well, now that I think about it, she write a song about "Sally's Pigeons."
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Posted by: Skerdog at May 25, 2004 05:30 PM (3Nq9R)
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bahahahah - true colors
Posted by: Lori at May 25, 2004 08:36 PM (kmcg6)
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Wow, that's absolutely disgusting.
Posted by: Joshua Claybourn at May 26, 2004 11:27 AM (sql83)
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