--Nobody puts Liz Taylor in a corner.

--Looks like "Interplanet Janet" is going to have to be rewritten. (For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, immediately go rent "Schoolhouse Rock Live!"

--Dukes Of Hazzard star Johnny Knoxville was left shaken when he was attacked by a man at a Hollywood bar last week.

--Zach Braff is going to hang up his scrubs?

--Vera Wang is designing a line called Very Vera for Kohl's.

--BWE has obtained a copy of a secret personal memo delivered to Tom Cruise by armed agents of Viacom chief Sumner Redstone, responding to what Tom and his partner have been telling the press. Click here to read. It's hilarious!!!

--No Angelina-Jon Voight reconciliation in sight.

--Veteran character actor William H. Macy says he respects Lindsay Lohan's talent – but not her behavior.

--SpoofCard has terminated the accounts of more than 50 customers, including Paris Hilton, who the company claims used its service to hack into the voice mail accounts of well-known celebrities like Lindsay Lohan. SpoofCard attorney Mark Del Bianco told TMZ, “Paris was entering unauthorized [voice] mail boxes.” When asked about Lindsay, he said, “A number of the 50 persons [who were canceled by Spoofcard] were making unauthorized entrances to Miss Lohan’s voice mail.” A source close to the scandal also told TMZ that Nicky Hilton and Paris’ ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos may have been involved.

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--Springsteen's 20-year marriage is on the rocks?

--Backstage at the Teen Choice Awards, host Jessica Simpson, 26, asked presenter Britney Spears if she could kiss her pregnant belly. “Hell no!” responded Spears, 24. Says a witness, “Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it.”

--Their conversation probably went something like this: Him: Yo. I need a place to crash. Her: You can, like, totally move in with me. Him: Firecrotch. Her: That's Hot.

--Kate and Owen are smitten?

--Ashlee Simpson will play murderous Roxie Hart in the stage production of Chicago in October. The 21-year-old has been offered the role and will join the cast of the show in either London or on the Broadway stage in New York City. Seriously, just kill me now...

--Steven Seagal isn't modest about his musical ability.

--No George, you're just hungover.

--Jennifer Aniston's actor father John Aniston has reportedly suffered a heart attack. Life & Style reports in its new issue that the actress heard the news about her father's health crisis last Friday and spent much of the weekend at his bedside. For those of you who don't know, he played Victor on Days of Our Lives.

--Dave Navarro on Kevin Federline...

--Looks like Nicole Richie is moving on from DJ AM to Kristin Cavalarri's ex, Brody Jenner.

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--Superman is engaged. And no, it's not to Lois Lane.

--Britney Spears wants to be buried next someone with a similar IQ.

--Keane singer Tom Chaplin goes into rehab.

--He's a P-I-M-P.

--Brittany Murphy calls off engagement #2.

--Madonna and her director hubby Guy Ritchie have been “lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid." WTF?

--Rumor has it that the latest edition of Survivor is pitting whites, blacks, Asians and Hispanics against each other. Somehow I don't think this will end up being a "go."

--The Piv will canoodle with anyone!

--The Sopranos star James Gandolfini will appear as legendary author Ernest Hemingway in a new movie about the author's stormy romance with World War II correspondent Martha Gellhorn. Robin Wright Penn will play Gellhorn, Hemingway's inspiration for his classic book For Whom The Bell Tolls.

--More rumors about the demise of Brangelina.

--Paramount Pictures has cut its 14-year-old ties to Tom Cruise's production company because of his off-screen behavior, the chairman of the studio's parent company told the Wall Street Journal on Wednesday.

--Could it be splitsville for Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong, celebdom's most visible new BFFs? A report today by New York Daily News' Ben Widdicombe says that Jake Gyllenhaal has edged out Matt for the plum role of playing Lance in an upcoming film version of Armstrong's life story, even though it's been McConaughey who's logged the most time with the cycling legend in recent weeks.

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--Shocker! Pete Doherty pleads guilty YET AGAIN to drug charges.

--Scrubs star John McGinley is engaged.

--Los AngelesÂ’ only country station calls it quits. KZLAÂ’s sudden and unannounced demise leaves AmericaÂ’s two most populous cities, Los Angeles and New York, without country music stations.

--Christopher Walken has signed up for musical movie 'Hairspray'. The actor will play Wilbur Turnblad.

--Nicole Kidman is against terrorism. Oh, and so are 84 others. Um, I'm so glad they cleared that up with a petition.

--Rapper Busta Rhymes was arraigned in New York Sunday on an third-degree assault charge after he was reportedly accused of attacking a man for spitting on his car.

--Osama likes him some Whitney.

--Former Baywatch star David Charvet and Rock Star: Supernova host Brooke Burke have two reasons to celebrate: they are getting married and expecting a child together. (Sorry, Iceman).

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--"I see drunk people."

--Pam and Kiddy wed for the third time. Overkill.

--Brit Brit discusses how her recent pregnancy wasn't planned, and her cravings this time around: "Crunching ice and chocolate, oh my God," she says. "I'll get up in the middle of the night and I'll get a Hershey's bar, the real big ones, and I'll put it in the microwave and melt it and eat it. It sounds disgusting, but it's so satisfying."

--Benji wins So You Think You Can Dance. Who knew Celine was a fan?

--Sharon Stone and Garry Shandling? I thought he had disappeared.

--11-year old wins the $1M America's Got Talent prize.

--Next up for Johnny Depp? Playing a murderous barber...

--"People think he looks so normal and he's so sweet and he's so earnest, but he can't carry a tune in a bucket. If he has any skeletons whatsoever - if, God forbid, he's gay - and all these people in Mississippi who voted for him are like 'Oh, my God, I voted for a queer!' It's just too much pressure." --Justin Timberlake on American Idol winner, Taylor Hicks.

--Really? Sharks aren't safe around small children? Maybe K-Fed should move himself and the sharks to the zoo.

--Click here for Gnarls Barkley's backstage concert demands. Nothing out of the ordinary. Milk? Check. Grey Goose? Check, Check. Pack of Magnum condoms. You know it!

--MAC tells Sandra Bernhard: You can talk about the bodily fluids of a horny barnyard bird, but don't talk about the GOPs!

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--Rick Fox lands a role on FX's "Dirt." I always said he wore too much gel to be a ball player.

--James Woods dumps his 20-year old, chain-smoking girlfriend.

--Christina Aguilera wants to get Halle Berry naked. Berry should do it to make up for taking part in the most awkward/weird sex scene EVER on screen.

--Madonna does what she should have done 20 years ago.

--Heath and Michelle love the stalkerazzi:

--Paris Hilton buys grave site next to Marilyn Monroe in order to bury her pet goat there. I don't make this stuff up, guys!

--Lance Bass lets his broke boyfriend move in.

--Thousands flock to Graceland on the 29th anniversary of Elvis's death.

--Marcia Cross calls Barbara Walters out for being "tabloid-y."

--Actor Bruno Kirby dies at 57.

--Boy George makes community service look fun:

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We're gonna try something a little new for awhile. I'm not having as much time in the morning to do a post per story, so I'm just going to link to them all with a little tagline. You'll have to click on the story to read it, and then hit "Back" to come back to my page and go on to the next one. Sorry to make you do a little more work. Hopefully, things will be back to normal soon.

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Today host Lauer expecting #3.

Did Shanna's partying and wandering eye cause the demise of the Barkers?

Don't have a cow, China.

Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley's daughter Alexa is set to release her first album. Wow. Those are some big shoes to fill.

Jerry Springer is the latest "celebrity" to join Dancing With the Stars.

Firecrotchgate still goes on...

Time has profiled the best time-wasters on the web. Sadly, MP&S didn't make the Celebrity Gossip category.

Hugh Grant is engaged to someone no one cares about.

"Almost Divorced"

Lance's "Lovely" Ladies. I never thought I'd see "Lance Armstrong" and "skanky" in the same sentence.

P. Daddy again?

And, Nicole Richie still looks like Skeletor:

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A "presidential bust" of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton was unveiled Wednesday at New York's Museum of Sex, where sculptor Daniel Edwards hopes it will spark discussion about sex, politics and celebrity.

Edwards, the artist who also created a life-size nude of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear-skin rug, said he wanted to capture Clinton's age and femininity in the sculpture.

Clinton's office had no immediate comment.

Edwards said his work features a soft "presidential smile" and wrinkles framing her eyes. A floral pattern runs across her breasts, part of Edwards' effort to present Clinton "as a woman — not a covered-up person, but as a woman." "I didn't want to give her a face lift or change her age," he said of his work. "The key was to reveal her chest a little bit. She usually covers herself up, but I don't think that's necessary."

Perhaps getting ahead of himself, the artist has titled the sculpture "The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America."

--I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Source: MSNBC

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BabyLove - the adorable little kinkajou that Paris Hilton adopted last year - attacked the hotel heiress early Tuesday and bit her on the arm.

Hilton was playing with the monkey, which normally roams the rain forests of Central and South America by night, when it took a chomp out of her. She was treated at an emergency room and called her publicist, Elliot Mintz, at 3 a.m. to report that she'd survived the ordeal.

--Hope the little guys didn't contract anything.

Source: New York Post

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Angelina Jolie is asking friends to spy on Brad Pitt.

The "Mr & Mrs Smith" actress is said to be very clingy after the birth of the
couple's daughter Shiloh two months ago, and has been keeping a track of
Brad's while he is filming 'Ocean's Thirteen' in Los Angeles.

A source revealed: "Angie is suffering a little from the baby blues but
she's been extra stressed since Brad left, asking friends to report back on
his every move and sometimes calling him up to 10 times a day." The star - who is currently living in the couple's Malibu mansion with Shiloh and their two adopted children, Maddox, four, and Zahara, 17 months – is reportedly making Brad feel "smothered".

The source BritainÂ’s Grazia magazine: "Brad has had to tell her, 'Stop
smothering me!' "He says she needs to relax and stop treating him like a kid, but Angelina has been telling friends she's unhappy because they talked about not working for a year after Shiloh was born."

Stories about Brad's wild partying with co-stars and old pals, Matt Damon
and George Clooney, have only increased Angelina's worries. The source said: "Angie knows George is a party hound who is surrounded by
women 24/7. It isn't an ideal scenario for a guy with a family."

Meanwhile , Star Magazine reports on July 29th shock waves ripped through the posh Hotel Bel Air in L.A. when a gorgeous brunette with three young children an assistant and a bodyguard in tow- showed up in need of last minute accommodations. Brad Pitt was nowhere in sight!! Sources close to Angelina Jolie told Star that Jolie stormed out of the Malibu mansion she shares with Pitt after a fight.

Angelina Jolie leaving was a power play reports Star Magazine. Brad was reportedly “stunned” and “incredibly angry,” says the insider.

Source: The Bosh

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The September issue of Esquire has named little Sean Preston Federline the “Worst Dressed Man in the World” on its annual Best and Worst Dressed Men lists.

Regarding Britney Spears‘ less than stellar wardrobe choices for her son the magazine says that “being the offspring of a hyper fertile backup dancer and prematurely wilted flower is no excuse, but being 12 months almost is…As soon as you gain some dexterity, straighten out your hat.”

Little Federline joins Jennifer Lopez‘ husband Marc Anthony and aging, leg-biting rocker Axl Rose on the Worst Dressed list, while upcoming star of the new James Bond film, Daniel Craig, gets top honors.

Source: Us Weekly

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Did you know that none other than MC Hammer has a new song out? It's even produced by the famous Scott Storch.

Click here to listen. It's titled, "Hammertime." How original.

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Actress Amanda Peet is reportedly trying to hide the fact she's pregnant with fiance David Benioff's baby.

The star is desperate to keep her baby news a secret as she films new TV show Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip. A source tells Life & Style, "It's being kept a secret on the set, but she's three months along."

Source: IMDB

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1 So nice for her and her fiance ! Their first child.. wow! congrats, from Holland

Posted by: Saskia at September 15, 2006 04:47 AM (WJL2C)

2 does she stop with acting? I dont hope so! because she is soooo awesome!!!!

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Dustin Diamond, who played geeky Screech Powers on the '90s teen comedy Saved by the Bell, says he scuffled with a woman at an Omaha hotel earlier this week.

Diamond, who performed at the Funny Bone Comedy Club Thursday through Sunday, told a Tampa, radio station that a woman broke into his room in a west Omaha hotel early Monday morning. Diamond said the woman grabbed some video games, and he held her against the hotel room door until police arrived.

The 28-year-old woman denied attacking Diamond and told police he had assaulted her. Omaha Police Sgt. Teresa Negron said no charges have been filed. "It's a case of 'he said, she said,'" Negron said.

Diamond, 29, is touring the United States with an 18-and-older standup comedy show.

Source: USA Today

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Richard Hatch, who won the $1 million prize on the debut season of “Survivor,” says he’s finding it difficult to adjust to life in prison.

Hatch, 45, of Newport, R.I., was convicted by a federal jury in January of failing to pay taxes on the prize and other income. He was sentenced in May to 51 months in prison by a judge who said the reality TV star had repeatedly lied on the witness stand. He arrived at the minimum-security facility in Morgantown on July 25.

Hatch, who became known as the “fat naked guy” for refusing to wear clothes on the CBS show, is now required to wear khaki shirts and pants. “I’m doing lots of intake stuff, like clothing and getting to know the place ... but I don’t think I will adjust to any of this until I can prove I was unethically prosecuted,” he told The Dominion Post of Morgantown during a phone interview Wednesday.

Hatch said he will be tutoring inmates, helping them to earn their GEDs and hone their job-hunting skills. “Sure, people know my name ... there are 1,300-plus inmates who think they know me, so it’s an interesting experience,” he said. “They all have questions — want to know what this experience is like and what ‘Survivor’ was about.”

While his lawyer works on his appeal, Hatch said he is using his time to read and write a book about his experiences on “Survivor” and his subsequent legal problems. “I’m focused on writing what has gone so terribly wrong,” he said.

Source: MSNBC

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Chef Emeril Lagasse had a long-distance audience today — the crew of the International Space Station.

The astronauts sampled Lagasse's version of space food — with dishes like "Mardi Gras Jumbulaya" and mashed potatoes with bacon. "Excellent," was the review from American Jeff Williams. The food was flown up to the station by the space shuttle last month.

Five of Lagasse's recipes were adapted by NASA for use in space. In the space-to-ground hookup, Lagasse asked various food questions and said he'd keep working with NASA to improve space cuisine.

Williams responded that space station could use a good chef as a crew member. Emeril gave his trademark reply: "That would be really kicking it up a couple of notches."

Source: Foxnews

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Three tales...Yes, No, Maybe?

ONE:
Us Weekly has confirmed that Vince Vaughn, 36, has popped the question to his girlfriend of one year, Jennifer Aniston, 37. “They’re engaged!” a friend of the couple’s tells Us, adding, “Vince almost cries whenever he tells the story of the proposal.”

On June 27, as the couple returned home on a private Gulfstream jet to L.A. after a romantic, nine-day vacation at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis’ $25 million coastal retreat near Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, the actor nervously got down on bended knee. At that moment, he asked for Aniston’s hand in marriage – with, say sources, a substantial diamond ring.

“He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn’t sure if she would accept,” says the source. “But he knew he was leaving town [to film Into the Wild in South Dakota] for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed.”

Source: Us Weekly

TWO:
Jennifer Aniston's camp says Us Weekly has major egg on its face for reporting that she and Vince Vaughn are engaged after he proposed with "a ring bigger than Brad's." "They are not engaged. The Us story is a complete fabrication," fumed Aniston's flack Stephen Huvane. "She has no ring, there was no proposal and they are not engaged. I could not be more clear about this," Huvane said.

Source: New York Post

THREE:
The editors of America's Us Weekly magazine are refusing to back down after their headline-making news about a Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston engagement was rubbished by the actress' publicist.

Aniston's spokesman Stephen Huvane attacked Us Weekly editor Janice Min after she appeared on Today yesterday, insisting the celebrity couple have been engaged for almost two months. He blasted, "She is wrong. There is no engagement." But the publication's executive editor, Ken Baker, hit back on showbiz news program Access Hollywood last night suggesting the magazine's sources are perhaps better than the publicist's.

Baker said, "You're only as good as your sources and I would just ask him to check his sources. They are engaged, they are getting married and they are as happy as they've ever been."

Source: IMDB

Who knows?

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Hip-hop mogul Sean Combs has given Justin Timberlake permission to use his catchphrase "sexy" for his comeback single.

The Bad Boy Entertainment boss is famed for his use of the word, and he has no problem with Timberlake hijacking the term for his song "Sexyback."

Diddy says, "I'm a big fan of Justin and he's allowed to use my catchphrase 'sexy' and run with it. I mean, I got it from somebody else, so it's all good. "(But) I am the king of the sexy, Justin. Let's not get it twisted."

--This guy is warped.

Source: Contact Music

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