June 09, 2004

Lead Foot

For those of you who have a lead foot (like I do), here are some tips from Maxim on how to avoid getting caught.

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June 08, 2004

Chalupa Up In Ya Face

A man who claimed he didn't get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa.

Harrison said she told him the store was closing, and as she turned away, a chalupa hit her in the face near her right eye. She said she ran into the parking lot and took down the license number as the motorist was driving away.

I guess this man takes his Taco Bell very seriously.

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Oh the humanity

Max Miesel didn't get very far with his prom date -- who's a porn star.

Max won a date with adult film actress Tyler Faith on Howard Stern's show Friday. Max is a student at Connecticut's Weston High School. The Advocate of Stamford, Conn., reported school officials and Max's parents stepped in before Saturday's prom.

I guess little Max was stuck watching porn on video--instead of living it.

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Fashion Icon


Audrey Hepburn. Lauren Bacall. Diana Vreeland. And now, Sarah Jessica Parker.

Last night, she was crowned a "fashion icon" by Council of Fashion Designers of America -- a rarely awarded honor that was bestowed during the gala event known as the Fashion Oscars.

I think this award is well-deserving. SJP took her character's own flamboyant style and meshed it together with her own. Time and again, she's shown her fashion know-how, versatility, and creativity.

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June 07, 2004

If you were a bettin' man...

British bookmakers Ladbrokes have given the marriage of Marc Anthony and J-Lo just 3-1 odds of surviving until the end of the year and 10-1 odds that Lopez will marry more than eight times in her life, topping Elizabeth Taylor.

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Drunky Drunky

David Hasselhoff was arrested over the weekend on suspicion on driving while intoxicated, police said Monday.

Too bad he didn't have KITT to drive for him.

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I Was Wrong

I can admit it when I'm wrong. I was wrong twice yesterday:

1) I didn't think "Avenue Q" would pull off the upset victory over "Wicked" at the Tony Awards. (I got every single one of my other picks right though).

2) As for "The Sopranos," I didn't think they'd whack Tony B. until after the hiatus. I wasn't too impressed with the episode. What did you all think?

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June 06, 2004

Major Dilemma

A Tale of Two Tony's...

I'm TORN!

Everyone who knows me knows I NEVER miss watching the Tony Awards. But it's also the finale of "The Sopranos."

What's a girl to do?

I guess it's good I have 2 TV's.

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June 05, 2004

Ronald Reagan Dies

I'm sure other, much more politically-minded, and intelligent bloggers will write some great posts on the Reagan legacy. I'll leave that to them.

My grandfather taught me a little about Reagan. At the time though, I was too young to really care. My grandfather worked on Reagan's national campaigns, and Reagan appointed my grandfather Commissioner of the International Joint Commission, a treaty organization tasked with resolving and preventing problems between the United States and Canada.

My grandfather had nothing but praise for Ronald Reagan--especially as a person. To me, that's what matters most.

Rest in peace, Mr. President.

Below is my favorite pic of Ronald Reagan. My grandfather had this picture up in his home, with a nice note from Reagan handwritten below. It now hangs in my dad's office at home.

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OJ Weighs In

This just in:

O.J. Simpson believes Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant are innocent.

Go figure.

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Vain

You have to be pretty ballsy to wear this:

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June 04, 2004

The A-B-C's of the Beatles

Beatles A-Z: Every Beatles song listed in alphabetical order.

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No Respect

Twin actresses Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's desperate pleas for separate stars on the legendary Walk Of Fame were ignored by Hollywood bosses, forcing them to unveil the single landmark together.

The 17-year-old multi-millionaires want to be recognized as individuals.

I think that would kinda be annoying.

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June 03, 2004

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Kelly Osbourne isn't one to suffocate her emotions, so the fact that she has admitted to using black magic on Christina Aguilera really comes as no shock. The Mirror reports that the daughter of darkness keeps a voodoo doll of Aguilera in her dressing room.

"Kelly's obsessed with this doll," says the Mirror's source. "She calls it her Christina doll and every now and again she sticks a pin into it. She also stomps all over it then bursts into fits of laughter."

Ananova.com reports that Osbourne said, "Everyone I know hates Christina. I've know her since I was 10 and she's been horrible her whole life." And a source close to both speculates, "The next time they see each other they'll probably batter each other senseless."

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Lovin' and Leavin'

Lots of couplings and break-ups in Hollywood lately:

"The Girl Next Door" beauty Elisha Cuthbert is celebrating after becoming engaged to her boyfriend Trace Ayala, a personal assistant to pop star Justin Timberlake.

Dennis Quaid is heading up the aisle again after proposing to girlfriend Kimberly Buffington. The movie star, who was previously married to "When Harry Met Sally" star Meg Ryan, met the Texas- based real estate manager last year when Quaid played a gig with his rock band The Sharks in Austin.

Marc Anthony is free to become the third Mr. Jennifer Lopez, after a judge in the Dominican Republic approved his divorce from former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres on Tuesday. Latin singer Anthony must pay Torres $3,500 a month in alimony, plus $13,000 a month to support their children Cristian, three and nine- month-old Ryan.

Former Friends star David Schwimmer is single again - after splitting from New York rock babe Gina Lee. Schwimmer, 37, started dating singer and former model Lee, 26, in January after ending his long-term relationship with Carla Alapont at Christmas.

Bruce Willis and his girlfriend of 10 months, Brooke Burns, have split. Sources tell America's People magazine that the couple decided to end their romance because they were struggling to spend time together.

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June 02, 2004

Reliability

The people delivering my bedroom furniture were supposed to be here from 10-1.

They showed up at 5:30.

Annoying.

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Indy Bling

The hottest new trend: area code necklaces. Can you see me sporting a massive 317 pendant on a chain? Can't say I'm liking this new "in" style. Available in gold or silver.

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Generic Names for Soft Drinks

Today's random website: Generic names for softdrinks divided up geographically.

Here's Indiana.

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Overkill?

Oscar-winning couple Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas have spent an astonishing $6.35 million on a bullet-proof dream home in Wales.

The extraordinary house has a 70 foot penthouse for their children Dylan and Carys, bullet-proof windows, hot tub, library, gym and a copper- topped balcony imported from America at a cost of $72,500.

What are they so paranoid about?

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June 01, 2004

More Lexicon Fun

Got another email from my friend in NYC with the latest buzzphrases:

Biphonal
adj. Holding multiple phones to your ears or in front of you at the same time.

Doggerel
n. A girl who bears an unmistakable resemblance to her dog.

Drimming
v. Drunk instant-messaging.

HIT
n. Homosexual-in-training. He may not know it yet, but everyone else does.

Lush Flush
n. The rosy hue one gets in her cheeks after a few too many glasses of wine.

Me-Jane
n. Someone who has obviously misused an animal prints for some crucial part of her outfit. ("What is that me-Jane thinking with that giraffe-print tank top?")

PST
n. Acronym. Code for "poppy seed in teeth" or "piece of sh-t in teeth." Pronounced "pssst" so as not to alert everyone else at the table.

Reverse Evolution Princes
n. Men who at first seem to be princes but turn out to be frogs.

LOVE THEM!

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