Police believe a US teenager who crashed a car into a telegraph pole was having sex with his girlfriend at the time.

The man and the woman, both 18, ended up in hospital after the accident in Vineland, New Jersey, reports the Daily Journal.

The driver was naked from the waist down while the girl's pants were on the passenger seat, according to a police report.

A witness told police he saw a female passenger climb on top of the driver and move as if the couple were having sex just before the car veered off the road and hit the pole.

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1 Do ya think "ultra-horny" might have been an explanation in the ER? Would have liked to be a fly in there. What a hoot!

Posted by: Sallie at July 11, 2004 09:53 AM (OLfCp)

2 Fucking amateurs. Literally, in this case.

Posted by: chuck at July 11, 2004 12:01 PM (5evcm)

3 Don't they know that is one of those things from television that should have a disclaimer - - "Kids don't try this unless you are a pro".

Posted by: Uptown Girl at July 11, 2004 12:13 PM (dUIpl)

4 Ha! So true!

Posted by: Lawren at July 11, 2004 12:27 PM (Gqz1r)

5 Oh great! Now we're going to have another stupid yellow sticker in a car warning us not to have sex while the vehicle is in motion. Didn't anyone teach this kids the proper way was to find a secluded spot and then test the suspension?

Posted by: Brian D. at July 11, 2004 05:02 PM (lI3NV)

6 Those things do happen...been there done that but never like that one....lol

Posted by: Sweet N Sassy at July 11, 2004 05:24 PM (paZGf)

7 Dang, and I thought I did some risky stuff as a teenager!

Posted by: Julie Anne Fidler at July 11, 2004 07:09 PM (AaBEz)

8 It would be sort of ironic if they used a condom. Get it?

Posted by: Grant at July 12, 2004 09:52 AM (cG6vA)

9 Sounds like they were attempting to win a Darwin Award ...

Posted by: Matt at July 12, 2004 11:03 AM (IsQ82)

10 I like your design

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Here's an interesting site: it discusses the perils of poor handwriting and what it has led to.

Some of the statistics are astounding.

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While the concept isn't amusing, I have to admit I chuckled a little:

Kokomo, Indiana--Three men showed up intoxicated for a court-ordered program in which panelists tell how drunken drivers have hurt them and their families, police said.

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Your Icecream Flavour is... French Vanilla!

You're a smooth and silky suave type! You exude class and you believe in tradition. A classical taste who doesn't like things to be too flashy or showy. Climb the Eiffel tower of taste with a spoonfull of you! Oui Oui!

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1 You're FRENCH?!?!?

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After a two-day visit to Cambodia, Angelina Jolie stopped in Bangkok Wednesday to have a tiger tattooed on her lower back by a well-known local artist, The Nation newspaper reported Friday.

Jolie spent more than two hours at a hotel having the 12-inch-long image applied by renowned tattooist Sompong Kanphai, the newspaper said.

Jolie reportedly said she decided to get the new tattoo because the first one made her feel that her life is filled with luck.

Sompong chanted an ancient hymn to bless the latest tattoo, the newspaper said.

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Love it!

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Musician David Bowie underwent an emergency angioplasty to open a blocked heart artery in Germany and is recuperating, his spokesman said Friday.

--He'll always hold a special place in my heart after Labyrinth.

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1 Such a good movie.

Posted by: Joshua Claybourn at July 09, 2004 08:44 AM (iQjf7)

2 I just love Bowie and that was a great flick! I think I still have it on VHS!

Posted by: Kelly at July 09, 2004 09:40 AM (E2iNO)

3 I love Labyrinth! That was the beginning of my love for David Bowie. I'm glad to hear he's doing well.

Posted by: Lisa at July 09, 2004 11:14 AM (uxfbz)

4 Was Bowie stuffing in that movie or what? All I can remember from that film is the huge bulge in his tights, and this was when the film first came out. Even then, there was really no hope for me.

Posted by: chuck at July 09, 2004 11:32 AM (VccIC)

5 God, you make me laugh Chuck. I used to have nightmares about the bog of eternal stench. Now I know that that's pretty much what hanging out with guys for an extensive period of time is like.

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An Egyptian professor is demanding a divorce and damages of more than £50,000 after finding on his wedding night that his attractive young wife was bald.

The prof, from Cairo, said he had run his fingers through his wife's hair as she slept, and was horrified when the hair turned out to be a wig.

--Glad he married for love.

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I shamefully stole this from Lori, but I thought it was so damn funny, I had to share. Make sure your sound is on!

I always order a venti!

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I can't wait for this one:

David Hyde Pierce, Tim Curry and Hank Azaria tapped to star in Spamalot, the Mike Nichols-directed Broadway version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The musical debuts in March 2005.

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1 OOoooooh! I LOVE Tim Curry, and Hank Azaria is too funny. I'm going to have to watch for that. Thanks for the heads up!

Posted by: Lisa at July 08, 2004 10:24 AM (uxfbz)

2 You've got Mookie dancing already!

Posted by: Ted at July 12, 2004 10:14 AM (blNMI)

3 In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence... and loathing seizes him.

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Never have drunk photos been so well organized. Help them out by sending some in today!

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For the intellectual snob in all of us: From Jen:

1. Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly? Fred
2. The Great Gatsby or The Sun Also Rises? Gatsby--one of my FAVORITE books!
3. Count Basie or Duke Ellington? The Duke
4. Cats or dogs? Cats
5. Matisse or Picasso? Picasso
6. Yeats or Eliot? Eliot
7. Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin? Chaplin
8. Flannery OÂ’Connor or John Updike? ????
9. To Have and Have Not or Casablanca? Please. What do you think? Of all the gin joints...
10. Jackson Pollock or Willem de Kooning? Pollock
11. The Who or the Stones? Stones
12. Philip Larkin or Sylvia Plath? Plath
13. Trollope or Dickens? Dickens
14. Billie Holiday or Ella Fitzgerald? That's a toughie--I'll go with Ella.
15. Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy? Snoozefests!
16. The Moviegoer or The End of the Affair? End of the Affair--cried big time in that one!
17. George Balanchine or Martha Graham? Martha Graham, baby!
18. Hot dogs or hamburgers? Burgers for sure.
19. Letterman or Leno? Letterman--he's a Hoosier for God sakes!
20. Wilco or Cat Power? Dislike both.
21. Verdi or Wagner? Wagner
22. Grace Kelly or Marilyn Monroe? Are you joking me? Is this even a question? Grace Kelly is my FAVORITE!
23. Bill Monroe or Johnny Cash? 'Ole Johnny.
24. Kingsley or Martin Amis? Kingsley
25. Robert Mitchum or Marlon Brando? Brando
26. Mark Morris or Twyla Tharp? Tharp
27. Vermeer or Rembrandt? Rembrandt
28. Tchaikovsky or Chopin? Chopin
29. Red wine or white? Red. Definitely red.
30. Noël Coward or Oscar Wilde? Wilde
31. Grosse Pointe Blank or High Fidelity? Grosse Pointe Blank
32. Shostakovich or Prokofiev? Shostakovich
33. Mikhail Baryshnikov or Rudolf Nureyev? Baryshnikov--awesome dancer AND SATC regular!
34. Constable or Turner? Huh?
35. The Searchers or Rio Bravo? Rio Bravo (although I disliked both)
36. Comedy or tragedy? Tragedy
37. Fall or spring? Fall
38. Manet or Monet? Monet
39. The Sopranos or The Simpsons? Give me Tony over Bart ANYDAY!
40. Rodgers and Hart or Gershwin and Gershwin? Gershwins
41. Joseph Conrad or Henry James? Conrad
42. Sunset or sunrise? Sunset
43. Johnny Mercer or Cole Porter? Porter (that one's for you, Dobbs!)
44. Mac or PC? PC
45. New York or Los Angeles? NYC
46. Partisan Review or Horizon? Huh?
47. Stax or Motown? Motown
48. Van Gogh or Gauguin? Van Gogh
49. Steely Dan or Elvis Costello? Elvis Costello
50. Reading a blog or reading a magazine? If it's my In Style, I pick magazine. Any other time, I'd go w/ a blog.
51. John Gielgud or Laurence Olivier? Olivier
52. Only the Lonely or Songs for SwinginÂ’ Lovers? Only the Lonely
53. Chinatown or Bonnie and Clyde? Bonnie & Clyde
54. Ghost World or Election? Election is a hidden treasure. Rent today!
55. Minimalism or conceptual art? Conceptual art
56. Daffy Duck or Bugs Bunny? Bugs
57. Modernism or postmodernism? Modernism, I suppose
58. Batman or Spider-Man? Spider-Man
59. Emmylou Harris or Lucinda Williams? Lucinda
60. Johnson or Boswell? Huh?
61. Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf? Austen
62. The Honeymooners or The Dick Van Dyke Show? DvD Show
63. An Eames chair or a Noguchi table? Eames
64. Out of the Past or Double Indemnity? ???
65. The Marriage of Figaro or Don Giovanni? Marriage of Figaro
66. Blue or green? blue
67. A Midsummer NightÂ’s Dream or As You Like It? Midsummer--probably b/c I was in it.
68. Ballet or opera? Ballet
69. Film or live theater? Live theater
70. Acoustic or electric? Acoustic
71. North by Northwest or Vertigo? N by NW (but you can't go wrong w/ either)
72. Sargent or Whistler? Whistler
73. V.S. Naipaul or Milan Kundera? no clue
74. The Music Man or Oklahoma? Music Man
75. Sushi, yes or no? HELL YES!
76. The New Yorker under Ross or Shawn? New Yorker
77. Tennessee Williams or Edward Albee? Williams
78. The Portrait of a Lady or The Wings of the Dove? Portrait b/c I haven't read the other one.
79. Paul Taylor or Merce Cunningham? No clue
80. Frank Lloyd Wright or Mies van der Rohe? FLW
81. Diana Krall or Norah Jones? Krall--so much more talented!
82. Watercolor or pastel? pastel
83. Bus or subway? subway
84. Stravinsky or Schoenberg? Stravinsky
85. Crunchy or smooth peanut butter? crunchy
86. Willa Cather or Theodore Dreiser? Willa
87. Schubert or Mozart? Mozart
88. The Fifties or the Twenties? 50s
89. Huckleberry Finn or Moby-Dick? Huck
90. Thomas Mann or James Joyce? Joyce
91. Lester Young or Coleman Hawkins? no clue
92. Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman? Whitman--HATED Dickenson
93. Abraham Lincoln or Winston Churchill? Churchill
94. Liz Phair or Aimee Mann? Love them both, but I'll go w/ Liz Phair
95. Italian or French cooking? Italian
96. Bach on piano or harpsichord? Piano
97. Anchovies, yes or no? NEVER
98. Short novels or long ones? As long as they aren't about law, I don't care!
99. Swing or bebop? swing
100. "The Last Judgment" or "The Last Supper"? The Last Supper

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TeenHollywood.com reports that Jessica Simpson has been approached to be the next Bond girl.

I didn't think they could pick anyone worse than Denise Richards. Looks like they are trying to prove me wrong.

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I'm SO pumped about this: McEnroe is going to have his own show!

The former tennis bad boy is now a talk show host, but he's not shouting.

"McEnroe," which debuts on CNBC Wednesday (TONIGHT) at 10 p.m. EDT, will be a cosmopolitan mix of topical guests, music, art, sports and a lot of comedy. In test runs, the program's eclectic mix of guests feels like an expanded version of the second half of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show."

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Fashion designer Valentino Garavani and his long-time business partner and former lover Giancarlo Giammetti are gay and proud!

In the new Vanity Fair, Valentino — designer of choice for Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow — and Giammetti, who was his lover for 12 years, speak frankly about their sexuality for the first time.

--WHAT? Valentino is gay? I'm just so shocked...

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What every man would've given to see this:

Ashley Judd's love of nature led her to be locked out of her cabin at the Ahwahnee hotel in Yosemite without her clothes. Judd says she leaned outside her door trying to get her yoga mat when the door slammed behind her.

She says she covered herself up with her yoga mat and went to the lobby to get a new key.

Hat tip: Josh.

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Italians give a big, fat, "up yours" to the US low-carb craze.

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I know people go nuts when it comes to their pets. But, I think this guy may have crossed the deep end. (and landed in the world of his goldfish).

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In his first major acting commitment, Nick Lachey will join the cast of the WB Network's veteran drama Charmed for six episodes next season.

On the Spelling TV series, which returns for its seventh season in the fall, the singer-actor and star of MTV's reality series Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica will play a guy hired as a ghost writer for witch Phoebe Halliwell's (Alyssa Milano) advice column when she goes on a sabbatical and ends up romantically involved with her.

Wonder how Jess likes that one.

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I received a nice compliment from the bride of the wedding I was in this past weekend. I was friends with the groom from high school--however, he wanted me in the wedding, so I stood with all the bridesmaids. Kind of odd by traditional standards, I guess, but I say you should have who you want in your wedding--regardless of sex.

The bride gave us all bridesmaid gifts. She wrote me a very nice note and paid me a very nice compliment:

D appreciates your friendship so much. He truly is a great guy that understands how to treat a gal. I think that can be credited to you. What better way to learn than from such a great female friend.

Guess all those years of yelling at him to open the door for me paid off!

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1 Hmm, so was this "guy friend" that got married an ex-boyfriend? One that you "trained" for this?

Posted by: Iceman at July 06, 2004 08:45 AM (vSNF/)

2 So you taught him how to be a man? I bet it's hard for her to follow you!

Posted by: Megan at July 06, 2004 09:35 AM (sql83)

3 It's so hard to be friends with the opposite sex; congratulations. And especially to the bride that appreciates it. I had a good friend get married a couple of weeks ago; she was my dance partner for nearly 12 years. Starting in the fall, her husband is going to be my golf partner. I think the dancing days are over though.

Posted by: Michael at July 06, 2004 09:44 AM (ExF20)

4 Nope, not an ex, Iceman. Just a friend.

Posted by: Lawren at July 06, 2004 11:26 AM (Gqz1r)

5 That is so neat to hear. I often wondered if there were others really like me around who did have those very true special male friends. I had them as a child, a teenager, in colleage, while dating my husband, and yes even now some of my very best friends are males. You are so right she did pay you a compliment and you are so lucky she looks at it in that manner some females are still so caught with the green eyed monster they don't.

Posted by: Sweet N Sassy at July 06, 2004 03:53 PM (paZGf)

6 Much congrats Lawren. Training straight men to obey ranks right up there with training cats for sheer difficulty.

Posted by: chuck at July 06, 2004 05:58 PM (uj3Hq)

7 I attended the wedding and thought you looked very nice in your dress. My parents were simply shocked that a friend of the groom would be a bridesmaid but I thought it was very appropriate. And it was nice of her to compliment you, they seemed very happy.

Posted by: Kyleen at July 08, 2004 04:08 PM (cG6vA)

8 Thanks! Were you at the reception too?

Posted by: Lawren at July 09, 2004 07:00 AM (Gqz1r)

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