August 23, 2004

Trendy Product Alert


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Wild Weekend

Sorry I was MIA from the blog this weekend. Had a mini-DePauw reunion with my friends from college.

5 girls came in town and stayed with me, and we partied with our guy friends from school. It was such a wonderful time, but I'm paying for it today!

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August 20, 2004

Who's Sexy?

In Style magazine had its readers vote on who they find sexy.

Beyonce was voted the sexiest songbird.

Ben Affleck was named the sexiest leading man. Affleck and his brother Casey were voted the sexiest siblings.

Jennifer Aniston was named the sexiest leading lady - and part of the sexiest couple with Brad Pitt.

Elisha Cuthbert was tops in the categories of sexiest female in a TV drama and sexiest rising female star.

--Ok, those aren't bad choices. But I think they were smoking crack on their choice for sexiest male singer: Clay Aiken. Are you joking me? There is NOTHING sexy about him? He's the goofiest looking guy I've seen in ages.

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Putting a voice with the face

The voice of Homer Simpson:

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Class Act


Britney Spears left motormouth Popword presenter Simon Amstell speechless during a recent interview.

When he asked her what was the last thing she'd had in her mouth, she replied "a dildo".

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August 19, 2004

Top 10 Business Movies


MSNBC.com has compiled a list of the top 10 business movies.

Which one of their top choices is your favorite?
"The Magnificent Ambersons"

"It's a Wonderful Life"

"The Solid Gold Cadillac"

"Desk Set"

"The Apartment"

"How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying"

"The Godfather, Parts I and II"

"Working Girl"

"Glengarry Glen Ross"

"Office Space"

--Ooooh, that's a toughy for me. The acting in "Glengarry Glen Ross" is simply superb. "Working Girl" is a great cheer-for-the-underdog movie. "Office Space" wins high marks with me for humor and accuracy. And what's there to say about "The Godfather" that hasn't already been said. And as for "It's a Wonderful Life," I think I'm the only one on the planet that doesn't really care for that movie. I think I'm going to have to go with "Working Girl."

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Dr. Bond?

Nip/Tuck hunk Julian McMahon is the latest big name to be linked to the role of James Bond.

The Australian actor - who was once married to Kylie Minogue's sister Dannii - joins established British stars Orlando Bloom, Jude Law and Clive Owen on the list of contenders for the part.

It was previously thought that one of McMahon's countrymen, Hugh Jackman or Eric Bana, would take over from Pierce Brosnan, but both sets of rumors have proved to be false. Insiders are not ruling out the prospect of Brosnan making one final outing as the world's favorite superspy in Bond 21, slated for Autumn 2005 release.

--He'd be one of my top choices. I just don't see Orlando Bloom in that role.

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Goodbye, Charlotte

I called home yesterday during the day to find out how my cat Charlotte was doing--she had been very sick with a thyroid condition. My parents had planned to hold off until I got home from work, but reluctantly told me that they had just taken her to be put to sleep.

She was the sweetest cat in the whole world. Some people say cats don't love you like dogs do--Charlotte was totally different.

I can't remember exactly when we obtained her. I think I was in 8th grade or so. She was actually originally the neighbor's cat. But they didn't feed her enough and let her water freeze, so she started coming our way. I begged and finally my parents let me start feeding her. We called and asked the neighbors if we could have her, and they said yes.

RIP, Char. I'll miss you.

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August 18, 2004

Come home, Tinkerbell


Paris Hilton, star of the Fox reality show "The Simple Life 2: Road Trip," is offering a $5,000 reward for her dog, missing since last Wednesday, Hilton's spokeswoman, Tracy Shaffer, confirmed Tuesday.

--Sure hope Paris finds her pooch. Maybe Tink's therapy sessions weren't helping her stress and she just had to get away.

UPDATE: Tink found safely. God, I'm glad. I would have lost serious sleep tonight.

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Caskco?

Why pay too much for a casket? Get yours at Costco!

You can buy baby food, groceries, computers, furniture and a whole host of things at Costco — now you can even find caskets at some of its stores.

The world's largest warehouse club operator said Tuesday it began a test program that offers caskets at two of its Chicago area stores.

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Bye Bye Silly String

"Silly string," a colorful aerosol foam that children spray on each other, is not so silly after all, at least not in Los Angeles.

The city council voted Tuesday to ban the use of the string-like plastic derivative in Hollywood on Halloween because of environmental and security concerns.

--How sad! I used to LOVE that stuff!

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August 17, 2004

Miranda goes back to blonde


Sex And The City actress Cynthia Nixon is planning to return to her natural blonde hair color - six years after dying her mane red for the show.

Nixon, who played cynical lawyer Miranda Hobbes in the defunct TV comedy, is happy to be going back to her roots, because her seven-year-old daughter is blonde and wants to share the same hair color as her mother.

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Porn to be wild

Don McFadden was channel surfing for the Red Sox game, but the Salem senior nearly fell off his chair when red hot sex popped up on his tube instead.

Now red-faced Comcast Cable officials are vowing to get to the bottom of the salacious snafu that sent several minutes of hard core porn to countless homes Saturday afternoon on Comcast's 24-hour news and entertainment network, CN8.

"I went by it and said, `Whoa what was that?,' '' McFadden said yesterday. "Itwasn't grainy, it was super quality film and production values.''

Communications giant Comcast issued a statement yesterday acknowledging the goof.

--Eh, sox, sex, minor detail.

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First Day

My first day at the firm went well. I was busy all day, was presented with a beautiful Coach portfolio as a welcome/the bar is over gift, and my secretary decorated my office and made welcome signs.

It was a very wonderful first day!

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August 16, 2004

Trucker Boy

Trucker Boy, a new line of car accessories and clothes puts a hilarious spin on the famous female-objectifying iconography that's riled many a Thelma and Louise.

The design features a trucker-hat-bedecked good ol' boy in the traditional provocative pose and can be had on T-shirts, undies, hats, aprons, travel mugs, and, of course, mud flaps. The latter are available in two sizes, so even those who drive regular sedans can get in on the action.

Check out their products, here.

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Celeb Legal Document

Well, as we know, Nicky Hilton has tied the not. Here's her marriage license.

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How Low Can you Go?

A man has been arrested in Pedro Sula, Honduras after he was caught begging dressed up as a pregnant woman.

Samuel Bonilla had been dressing up as pregnant woman and begging on the streets for two years.

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Big Girl

I start my first non law student day at the firm. I can't do full-out lawyer stuff until I find out if I passed the bar, but I can write and do research for others, and start reading up on the cases they are going to be giving to me.

Fun fun!

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August 15, 2004

Hilton Sis Marries


Hotel heiress Nicky Hilton married a New York money manager before dawn Sunday in an impromptu ceremony, according to court filings obtained by The Associated Press.

Hilton, 20, married Todd Andrew Meister, 33, at the Las Vegas Wedding Chapel, according a Clark County marriage license. A woman who answered the phone at the chapel declined comment.

--Sure hope she got a prenup.

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August 14, 2004

Jenna Tells All

Porn queen Jenna Jameson tattles on all the horny celebrities she claims have hit on her in her new book — including Cindy Crawford.

In "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," Jameson recounts her encounter with the supermodel, whom she met while Jameson was doing a guest-hosting stint on the E! channel. "I kept getting a weird vibe from her," writes Jameson, an avowed bisexual who's had sex with hundreds of women. "I knew what it meant, because I'd experienced it so many times before, but I kept dismissing it. It couldn't be true: she was Cindy Crawford, after all."

The X-rated icon continues: "When I turned my back . . . Cindy reached over and rubbed the back of my neck. 'Ooh,' she cooed. 'Look at your beautiful tattoo!'

"She touched my neck so softly and sensually . . . It was too much. She was so larger than life that I couldn't even imagine running my tongue along that trademark mole of hers. So I excused myself to get a drink."

Elsewhere in the book, co-written by former Times music critic Neil Strauss, Jameson recounts her sex sessions with the "massively endowed" Marilyn Manson and her encounters with Nicolas Cage who smelled like "the distilled sweat of homeless people."

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