Madonna and Jennifer Lopez have been panned for starring in the worst on-screen sex scenes ever. The stars are joined by actors Sharon Stone and Keanu Reeves in the top ten.

Erotic drama 'Showgirls', starring Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan in a swimming pool sex scene, came top of the poll by Britain's Empire magazine. A spokesman for the magazine said: "It was less like a love scene and more like the first ten minutes of 'Jaws'.

"Jeremy Irons and Juliette Binoche came second for their un-sexy performance in art-house movie 'Damage' when Jeremy's character bangs his lover's head on the floor while love-making. Madonna's 'Body of Evidence' scooped fourth place and was described as "a sad attempt to titillate" when the singer is seen dripping hot wax over actor Willem Dafoe's body.

Lopez claimed seventh place for movie 'Gigli' - described as "cold, corny and lame" - while Keanu Reeves' scene in 'Matrix Reloaded' was voted ninth for being a "damp squib." 'The Stud' came tenth for Joan Collins and Oliver Tobias' tryst on a swing.

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VH1's concept of "celebreality" may be spreading.

Word is that pariah Robert Blake, who came thisclose to being convicted of murdering his wife, Bonnie Lee Bakely, is "aggressively" shopping a reality show.

He is promising the show would be a "diary" that would take us through the civil case Bakely's family has brought against him.

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Keira Knightley says she's so close to her mom they smoke and talk about sex together.

Keira told Esquire magazine: "My mum's a bit mental - in a good way. "She's this chilled out hippy mother. I haven't seen Meet The Fockers, but I have a feeling she's like the Barbara Streisand character.

"My house was always the one where my brother and his mates would be drinking when they shouldn't be. "Mum and I would always talk about sex." Keira added: "She'd come up to my room and have me roll her cigarettes and then tell me I had to have one with her. "Not the typical mother-daughter thing. But we're extremely close."

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Good Charlotte frontman Benji Madden is angryat "American Idol" winner Kelly Clarkson for poking fun at his girlfriend, Hilary Duff, in a recent interview.

Madden writes on his website, "It does make me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary Duff, 'cause lets not forget, Kelly ... you were a 'contestant' on a TV show. Hilary made herself. OK, OK, I am a little partial to Hilary because I know what a great person she is and how talented she is firsthand. I just think it is funny how us little humans lose perspective."

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LL Cool J is urging his fellow hip-hop stars to stop marketing themselves as gangsters, in order to rid the genre of its violent image.

While the rap veteran is a fan of today's rap music, he believes it's lacking the positive messages it was once sent out to fans. He says, "I think that the state of rap is good. On certain levels, I think that it's commercially viable. I think it's afforded a lot of people great lifestyles.

"I think that message wise it's lacking balance. I think that a lot of people get the wrong idea about what hip-hop is all about, because you really only get one side of it promoted continuously, which is the more aggressive, gangster end of it. "So many people who are not really used to rap or don't know anything about it think that that's all there is. It's kinda like if there was a country artist who came out just singing about robbing gas stations all the time, you would think that's what country music was about if you've never heard anyone else.

"But I am a fan of the music today and I do love it. But there is a lack of balance."

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Things may be heating up between Lindsay Lohan and her former flame Wilmer Valderrama once again.

Star magazine reports that Lohan and Valderrama were seen at two Hollywood nightspots on Friday, September 23, where they partied it up at club LAX and then headed to after-hours club Xenii, where according to sources, they kissed.

Once the club tour was over, Lohan headed to Valderrama's house. "She got into her black Mercedes convertible and headed over to Wilmer's house in the Woodland Hills area," said an eyewitness. "Wilmer got into his black SUV and headed home - and actually got to his house before Lindsay."

While Lindsay wasn't the only one who kept the party going at Wilmer's house, she was one of the only ones to stay over night. Lindsay's assistant came to pick up Lohan at noon the next day.

--Does anyone else wonder how this clown gets all these woman?

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Ebay was forced to withdraw love letters written by Prince Charles from their website. The six letters to a mystery Canadian girlfriend were on offer at £40,000.

Five were written in 1976 when Charles, then a Navy officer, was said to “have a girl in every port”. The other was penned in June 1980 — a year before he married Princess Diana. The Sun discovered they were on sale. But an EBay source said last night: “They are very private. We don’t want to upset the Prince so it is likely they will be withdrawn.” Los Angeles-based royal collector Alicia Carroll was given the notes by the ex-love.

In the 1980 letter Charles moans about not being able to sneak women into his hotel room on tours for fear of the press. A second tells how he longs to spend more time with the woman and a third says he hopes they can be together when his ship visits Canada. He writes: “I wish I could come roaring across the Atlantic to make you less lonely.”

Referring to pressure on him to wed Charles says: “I shall just have to get married as soon as possible and then all these people will relax a little.” Alicia said: “The letters are significant because they are written at a time Charles claims his only true love was Camilla.”

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Bad-boy British rocker Pete Doherty, famous for his relationship with supermodel Kate Moss, has been held by police after a drugs raid on a venue where his band were playing, a spokesman for the singer said on Sunday.

Officers with sniffer dogs raided Shrewsbury Music Hall in central England, where Doherty's group, Babyshambles, were playing on Saturday night to target "the suspected illegal use of class A drugs." They also searched the band's tour coaches.

A West Mercia police spokesman said they had arrested a man and a woman, who was later freed without charge, for suspected possession of a class A drug -- a category which includes cocaine and heroin. Police would not identify the arrested man but Doherty, a confessed drug addict, had been held according to his spokesman. "I know he was held by police last night. He was taken from the venue," the spokesman told Reuters. "I don't know if he's been charged."

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Paris Hilton has ended her five-month engagement to a Greek shipping heir, according to a published report.

The celebutante-turned-model broke off the wedding plans with Paris Latsis, according to a report posted Friday on Us Weekly's Web site, which quoted a statement it said Hilton released to the magazine.

"I'm sad to announce that I've called off my engagement. Over the last couple months I've realized that this is the right decision for me. We remain best of friends, and I'll always love him. I hope people will respect my privacy during this emotional time," Hilton told the magazine.

Hilton's publicist did not immediately return a call from The Associated Press.

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