An Internet site is offering controversial filmmaker Vincent Gallo's sperm for sale for $1 million.

VGmerchandise.com—which calls itself "the official website for Vincent Gallo merchandise"—includes a detailed agreement whereby wannabe mothers can pay for Gallo to inseminate them by in vitro fertilization (IVF) or even naturally for an extra $500,000, a fee it alleges he will waive if he deems the woman attractive enough.

The site details the actor/director's physical attributes: "Mr. Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy (eight inches if he's like his father)."

It also recommends his sharp features would "blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female."

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Hey Paris, nice patch!

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Ellen DeGenres and Portia DeRossi are considering cementing their romance by becoming first-time parents.

Comedienne DeGeneres refuses to go into details about whether the couple plans to adopt or go for a natural birth, but she admits she's beginning to think about motherhood - and she's aware she has to act fast.

She tells People magazine, "I think we should do it (have a child) soon... When I'm around babies, I just melt. It's a big responsibility."

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Um, that's not Becks!

--Pics courtesy of Hollywood Tuna

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Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto are reportedly about to go public with their romance.

The pair have tried to keep their relationship secret, but friends claim they are now ready to show the world how they feel about each other, according to New York Daily News newspaper. The couple were seen out together on Saturday at New York nightspot Bungalow 8, where they celebrated Lindsay's new album 'Confessions of a Broken Heart' getting to number one on MTV's 'TRL' show.

The pair first sparked rumours of romance in May, when they were spotted canoodling in another New York nightclub.

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Jamie Foxx says that he is keen to star as Mike Tyson in a film about the boxer.

He said: "I think the Mike Tyson story is the most interesting thing. I think that's the most interesting story that you don't know. Nobody knows the stuff that I know. The stuff that I found out? It would blow your mind."

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The OC actor Tate Donovan, who plays Marissa's dad Jimmy Cooper on the FOX soap, is engaged to Corinne Kingsbury, 29, an L.A.-based entrepreneur.

The lifelong bachelor, 42, a onetime beau of Sandra Bullock's and Jennifer Aniston's, plans to run the New York City Marathon Nov. 6 and attend a six-hour preparatory marriage counseling session the next day.

"Hopefully I can do it in a hot tub," jokes the actor, who currently appears in George Clooney's Good Night, and Good Luck.

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George Clooney says he will not appear in any more romantic films.

The former ER actor says at the age of 44 he wants to move always from playing the romantic hero. He said: "I don't want to be 60 and doing love scenes with 35-year-old actresses."

George has two new films due out early next year and is keen not to get typecast reports ITV.com. In Good Night and Good Luck he plays a chubby, bespectacled newsreader and he plays a CIA man in Syriana.

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Kevin Federline is taking his licks from critics for his first single, "Y'All Ain't Ready," from his upcoming hip-hop CD, The Truth, due for release next year.

The track has been posted on the Web site of producer Disco D, and reactions have not been kind. "Kanye West he's not," opines the New York Post of former backup dancer Federline, 27, who also happens to be married to Britney Spears. "He's not even Vanilla Ice."

Against what the New York Daily News' Lowdown column calls "a crude beat," Federline – the father of three, including his son with Spears, Sean Preston Federline, born in September – says during the chorus of the song: "Back then they called me K-Fed/ But you can call me Daddy instead."

As the rap's refrain goes: "Go ahead and say whatcha wanna/I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner ... I know you all wish you was in my position/Cause I keep gettin' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin ... Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue ... Getting anxious? Go take a peep/ I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day and week ... But maybe baby you can wait and see/ Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me."

The Daily News suggests that Federline means to say "paparazzi" instead of "Pavarotti," who is a famed opera singer. (Other Web sites say it's not a mistake, but Federline's nickname for the ever-present photographers.)

--Oh man, this made me laugh. You're right KFeddy--I'm not ready.

UPDATE: Courtesy of Stereogum, click here to listen to the mother of all craposis.

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Money can't buy class:

Paris Hilton's newest plaything Stavros Niarchos III is some kind of class act. After he fueled up at L.A.'s Element club the other night, the Greek shipping heir and a posse of pals stopped at Burger King. "Stavros offered a homeless man outside $100 to dump a soda on himself," a source squealed to Us Weekly. The desperate bum took the payout "and everyone laughed," reports the source.

--This completely disgusts me. I hope he gets his someday.

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Rumor of the day: Sienna Miller and Leonardo Dicaprio are an item.

We'll see...

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be expectant parents, but that doesn't yet translate to quiet nights home.

During a weekend charity dinner at Scientology’s English headquarters, St. Hill Manor in East Grinstead, "they were very sweet – holding hands and looking very cuddly," says one guest. "They looked like they were having a laugh."

At one point during the $350-a-plate dinner, singer Isaac Hayes, a fellow Scientologist, called Cruise, 43, and Holmes, 26, to the stage, where they belted out rock standards with the band. On their song list? "Mustang Sally" and "Old Time Rock and Roll," which Cruise famously sang in his underwear in 1983's Risky Business.

"They were laughing and smiling and talking to the crowd," said one of the 3,000 guests. "The crowd started dancing." Earlier at the event, Cruise accepted an award for service to Scientology to thunderous applause. The actor left with Holmes shortly after the festivities.

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Rap feuds aren't usually about differing opinions on President Bush. However, that appears to be the case between 50 Cent and Kanye West.

50 says he disagrees with West's infamous statement that " George Bush doesn't care about black people," proclaimed during a September telethon for Hurricane Katrina victims.

"I think people responded to it the best way they can," 50 told ContactMusic.com. "What Kanye West was saying, I don't know where that came from." Instead, 50 said, "The New Orleans disaster was meant to happen. It was an act of God."

It wouldn't be the first time 50 Cent, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, made comments that weren't flattering of West. In a September interview with MTV, 50 — while otherwise complimentary of the popular "Gold Digger" rapper — said: "I feel like Kanye West is successful because of me." "After 50 Cent, (hip-hop fans) was looking for something non-confrontational, and they went after first thing that came along. That was Kanye West, and his record took off."

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Although Sen. Hillary Clinton never says she intends to run for president, there are clauses in the 2001 lease for Bill Clinton's offices in Harlem that are said to indicate her presidential ambitions.

According to real estate sources, Cogswell Realty, which owns 55 W. 125th St., is looking to refinance the building. In searching for investors, it must disclose tenants' lease terms. One insider said Clinton has two escape clauses — one, if Hillary runs for the Senate and loses, two, if she runs for president and wins.

"We are in the process of recapitalizing the building and looking at all different options," confirms Cogswell partner Ross Jacobs. "We will figure out some way for investors to get information, but we don't have to reveal information to the press." But Clinton rep Jay Carson maintains that there is no special "out clause." "This is a standard presidential lease put together by the GSA [General Services Administration]. It's a 10-year lease and there's ability to cancel it at three, six and eight years, or upon the death of the president."

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Joey Buttafuoco is working on ABC's "Desperate Housewives" — at the show's concession stand, anyway.

Buttafuoco, who made national headlines in the early 1990s when his teenage girlfriend shot his wife in the face, is working in craft services on the Hollywood sets of TV shows, according to a story in the latest issue of Inside TV.

The 49-year-old Buttafuoco runs a concession that doles out protein shakes and ice cream to the stars of "Desperate Housewives" and "Crossing Jordan," the magazine reports.

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Nicole Richie has bought a new condominium in the heart of Beverly Hills, California, so she won't have to drive anywhere to go shopping.

She admits she hates driving anywhere in Los Angeles and now she feels she can avoid getting behind the wheel of a car at all costs. She says, "It's a nice location because it's in the middle of everything, so I'll never have to drive."

"It's not even about me, I'm scared of other people. My friends, they talk on the phone and drive, and it makes me nervous."

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Puffing away was part of the job for David Strathairn, who smoked up to 50 cigarettes a day for his role as Edward R. Murrow in George Clooney's "Good Night, and Good Luck."

In the film, the legendary TV journalist is often shown smoking — even while on the air — during his battle with Sen. Joseph McCarthy. (Murrow developed lung cancer and died in 1965 at age 57.)

"I tried all different kinds of tobacco to see which would be the least crippling and I ended up with pipe tobacco," Strathairn, a nonsmoker, told AP Radio in a recent interview. "I found that that burned less harshly. It also smelled better."

--I'm glad he's landed a lead role. He's an excellent, highly-underrated actor. I'm excited to see this movie.

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Do not give John Mayer your number. The Grammy-winning songster ventured into "phone-stalking" territory recently when he left up to 10 messages a day on what he thought was Kanye West's cellphone, trying to talk the rapper into working with him.

But the number, West's former digits, belongs to a publicist on the Left Coast. Mayer's desperation led him to create a rap for West about how great Kanye is and how much Mayer wanted to work with him. "It was hilariously bad," said a source.

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Sarah Jessica Parker has revealed that the character she plays in her new film is very different from her Sex And The City character. In The Family Stone she plays a subservient wife.

According to Teen Hollywood she said: "The character I play is intractable and inflexible, and when she finds herself out of her element she turns into a wreck. "She doesn't realize when she should stop talking. When she tries to dig herself out of awkward moments she makes matters worse."

The film is due out early next year.

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Did you catch this week's Laguna Beach? Major drama with Jason and LC. If you missed it, check out TvGasm's geniusly hysterical recap. Can someone explain to me how Jason gets any play? Cute? Not really. Sparking personality? Negative. Brains? You must be joking.

And, for you die-hard fans, take a gander at The Laguna Beach Hook Up Blog. It keeps track of what's going on with the Laguna gang now that the show isn't currently taping.

--Pic courtesy of Popsugar

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