The folks over at 1800muffins.com have introduced the Britney Muffin, aka "The Nutty Drunk." Order up the Britney special and you'll get a dozen gourmet rum nut raisin muffins, and a portion of the profits even go to charity.

Order yours today!

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Owen Wilson has given his first interview since his suicide attempt – to his longtime friend, director Wes Anderson. In the interview, to be posted online today at midnight, Wilson talks with the director of his latest film, The Darjeeling Limited, as part of the MySpace Artist on Artist series, according to USA Today.

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Did you guys know that Dave Navarro has turned his back on rock and is writing and directing porn movies now? Yeah. I didn't either...

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Get ready to see a lot more of the Lohans. Filming is set to begin Oct. 30 on the untitled E! reality TV series primarily starring Dina Lohan, and her singer-actress daughter Ali, Dina Lohan said. The first shoots will take place in New York City and Long Island, N.Y. “There are so many misconceptions about me and my family,” says Dina. “I’m setting the record straight.”

Oh yes, please do, Dina.

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Happy 1-year anniversary TomKat!

(I gotta say...I really like how her look has matured over the last year. She was in desperate need of that haircut, and for once, she actually looks like she has a hairstyle, and not just limp locks. And, she's finally learned how to wear a little make-up. And, normally, she dresses quite sophisticated; very Reese Whitherspoon--subtle, classic, never overly trendy or wild. But, this dress is WAY off the mark. Is it an 80's prom dress themed event?)

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Oscar-nominated "Babel" supporting actress Rinko Kikuchi is officially a new face of Chanel. Her ads for Chanel's cruise collection of handbags are out in the November fashion mags. She joins famous CC faces Nicole Kidman, Diane Kruger, Anna Mouglalis, Vanessa Paradis, and Keira Knightley. Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld shot the ads in Paris in June and was reportedly captivated by Rinko's "Manga character" look and her ability to look like a child one minute and a mysterious woman the next.

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For its 100th anniversary, Neiman Marcus has come out with the most charming pop-up book for fashionistas young and old. This limited-edition memento follows a young girl's journey through Neiman Marcus from past to present.

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As if we needed more proof that Bill Clinton was an idiot: Tom Brady was spotted with his supermodel girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen, at Prime 112 in South Beach, where Bill Clinton introduced him to his party as "the greatest quarterback in the world."

Everyone knows it's Peyton! Ok, so I may be biased, but I'm right! Right?

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What do you think of the Spice Girls' new single? Eh, I think it's ok. I personally was hoping they'd drop a fast track first.

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There are people out there who completely lost their homes, and I'm supposed to care that Speidi fought off the fire with a garden hose? Please.

The reality TV couple talked to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM morning show Monday about being trapped by a fire Sunday afternoon near their home. After Montag ran to call 911, she grabbed the garden hose and the couple tried to contain the fire. Montag recounts, “Spencer was literally down there putting out the fire and I was screaming at him ‘Come back here, the firemen are coming!!"

God. What WOULD the world do without Spencer?

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Gross, Woody! That kind of pit stain is only allowable if you're fighting the California wildfires or something. He clearly needs some prescription strength anti-perspirant.

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Someone got herself some collagen lip injections...

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You might be a redneck if...you have a brawl at a Waffle House and get arrested.

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As Iceman put it, "I present you the greatest scene from the greatest series of my youth."

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Livin' la vida douchebag.

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As if the bottom-of-the-barrel scraping couldn't get any worse, this clown is going to get a gig on Broadway.

Clay Aiken will join the Broadway cast of “Monty Python’s Spamalot” on Jan. 18, playing one of the leads, Sir Robin, in the Tony Award-winning musical directed by Mike Nichols.

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Check out Kathy Griffin and her new beau, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, hit up the grand opening of Diablo's Cantina at the Monte Carlo Resort & Casino on Saturday night. Griffin, who split with her husband last year -- after accusing him of stealing over $70,000 from her.

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I bet you're thinking...Amy Winehouse, right? Nope. That's Rihanna, and I'm not sure what's more scary: her nasty nails, or the fact that she has a tattoo that looks like a ...well, you know...on her arm.

Maybe she's paying homage to Lorena Bobbitt.

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--I'm sorry...come again? In my good ear? He won WHAT? And what he did has WHAT to do with peace?

Random Thought of the Day:
Happy 29th Birthday to...ME!

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--Bobby Brown had a heart attack? Hell to the no!

I don't know about you, but I sure miss "Being Bobby Brown." Well, thank God for YouTube. Here are some fun Bobby clips for your Thursday. You'll thank me for the "throw back" third one.

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