The best part of this story most likely was the author's name.

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...about the crying game."

Lock-up style.

UPDATE: See the picture (if you dare), here.

Thanks for the tip, Heidi S.

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Here's the Friday Five:

1. What food do you like that most people hate? Brussel sprouts and escargot (not together though)

2. What food do you hate that most people love? Cake--I absolutely HATE cake. I've always had birthday pie. Baked beans and potato salad. And tomatoes. I'm not the best at a picnic.

3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you? Brad Pitt. GROSS.

4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find
attractive? Kevin Spacey. There's just somethin' about that guy.

5. What popular trend baffles you? Beanie Babies. And those awful headbands that people put on infants.

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Can someone explain this to me? (courtesy of Foxnews.com)

ROMULUS, Mich. — Television talk show host Montel Williams (search) was fined $100 after authorities at Detroit Metropolitan Airport found him with marijuana paraphernalia.

Williams, who has multiple sclerosis (search), has been prescribed medicinal marijuana (search) to treat the disease, The Detroit News reported. The 47-year-old paid the fine Monday night, boarded a flight and left Michigan.

"He has prescriptions for many different medications for MS," a statement on his behalf read. "One of the medications he has been prescribed to alleviate his chronic pain is medical marijuana."

Messages from The Associated Press seeking comment from producers of Williams' talk show weren't immediately returned.

Airport police referred calls to airport spokesman Mike Conway, who declined to comment on the matter.

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Those of you that know me can't possibly be surprised....

You are Condoleezza Rice! You are the black,
female version of Bush, developed in Karl
Rove's secret laboratory.


Which member of the Bush Administration are you?
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I'm sure a lot of men will attend this lovely display.

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You like to economize. Pinch a penny now and then. Save a buck or two.

Put another way, you're pretty much a total tightwad. No, really. Your friends call you Thrifty McCheapskate behind your back.

When others spring for cashmere, you snort with disapproval. But what if you could get it for less than your average acrylic knockoff? Isaac Mizrahi has found a way to make hats, scarves, and gloves from 100 percent cashmere for prices so low even you can't turn your nose up at it. Available at Target, the bright, fun stripes of pink, orange, red, and yellow will cheer up even the gloomiest winter day. And at prices like these -- $14.99 to $19.99 -- you can buy sets for all your friends this holiday season.

It just may relieve you of that nickname once and for all.

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All I have to say is, "What the hell?????????????"

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You put your right foot out.
You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about
You try to hokey pokey but you fall right to your knees
And your doc's begging, "Don't sue me please!"

Can you say, "malpractice"?

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I'll be cheering on Average Jay and Average David!

Should I be offended that Indiana has not one, but TWO contestants in the running for title of "Average Joe"?

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I'm all for a good bargain, but fellas, is anyone so cheap (or teeny) that they'd sign up for this?

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If you can name the actor and actress, you receive bonus points!

Male: How many husbands have you had?
Female: Mine or other womens'?
Male: Yours!
Female: Five, yes just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

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I'm so pleased to announce that a buddy of mine from college, Drew Powell, recently finished shooting his first feature film: Starship Troopers II.

Because he was three years older than I was, I only had the opportunity to do one play with him. But in that time, his upbeat attitude, loyalty to his friends, and his faith in God impressed me from the start. He has an amazingly witty sense of humor as well, and I don't think he will ever take himself too seriously--even though stardom has started to kick in. For instance, upon graduating from DePauw, he passed up a lucrative job in St. Louis for a position as a youth director at a North Hollywood church. He's always known he's wanted to act, but will never take a shortcut or compromise what he believes in.

I was thrilled to watch him on Malcolm in the Middle, and I can't wait to see his new movie!

Please read the full story, here.

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You're still #1 worst in my book, Christina.

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