September 07, 2004
Rob that cradle
Ashley Olsen has ensured her move from Los Angeles to New York University is not a daunting prospect - she's began dating a Manhattan entrepreneur.
The 18-year-old actress twin of Mary-Kate is dating Scott Sartiano, 30, who co-owns plush eatery Butter and is a promoter at Star Room in the luxurious East Hampton area of New York state.
But a representative for the Olsens insists, "They are all friends. They are not dating."
--I wondered when the first horny, older guy would start dating one of the twins. Looks like it didn't take long.
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This is just a tad disturbing, don't you think?
Posted by: Buzz at September 07, 2004 08:02 AM (nyucV)
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Old? OLD? I'm 42, and anybody under the age of 35 is just a spring chicken.
Does that mean her sister is still free? Which one was in rehab, I want to date the other one.
Posted by: Michael at September 07, 2004 08:08 AM (ExF20)
Posted by: Kelly at September 07, 2004 09:21 AM (E2iNO)
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I'm older than the suitor and there is NO WAY I would ever date an 18 year old! I'm not certain I could date anyone under 25 now. It's got to be the celebrity/money factor. She's worth HOW MUCH $?
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Posted by: Jen at September 07, 2004 02:22 PM (XBgIU)
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I think this is a great thing! Since this dude owns a restaurant, maybe she can afford to eat now.
Posted by: chuck at September 07, 2004 04:57 PM (LILM0)
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The other one is dating the "K" in Dreamworks SKG - Katzenburg, or something. Can you imagine the wealth in THAT power couple? Holy crap!
I guess my efforts of sitting on the steps of NYU's student union are all for naught. I will stop being a stalking, and try to be a lawyer or something.
Bummed,
Iceman
Posted by: Iceman at September 07, 2004 05:28 PM (Yrx/m)
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Well, here I was thinkin' I could make a play for one or the both of 'em, but if money is the key, I ain't got Didley, the person also known as
Mr. Squat. Actually, I am kinda with the rest of the group, in that as I am pushin' 50, I ain't got much more than a solely prurient interest in any 18-year-old and as I am pushin' 50, I have learned it is very very wise to always ignore my solely prurient interests. Then again, there are my fantasies, and for some reason, I find I cannot control those damn fantasies. Thankfully, I have found I don't have to act on them, and that is of some slight relief.
Posted by: Tiger at September 07, 2004 08:25 PM (G5PGV)
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Nothing wrong with some young stuff...
Posted by: Icarus at September 07, 2004 09:18 PM (My8fB)
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damn, Chuck got here first... i was gonna say how she can get something to eat!
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Material Girl Ale
Madonna
has had a beer named after her.
The honor was bestowed by brewers JW Lees, who have knocked up a batch of Material Girl Ale. The Manchester firm decided to commemorate her visit to the city and made a crateful for the first night of her Re-invention tour.
Bottles are labelled with a similar design to the MadonnaÂ’s Immaculate Collection greatest hits album.
The commemorative dark, fruity ale packs a big punch with a 7.5 per cent alcohol content.
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The back story is that they ruined a whole vat while it was brewin' and they decided to bottle it and sell it in a way such that no one would actually open the bottle to drink the contents. Of course, that could also be somethin' I jes' imagined, as well. In my head, I have a hard time distinguishin' between what is real and what is imaginary. Kinda like my ...
huh? Shut up! I can hear you in there, and no, we are not gonna go to New York and stalk Ashley Olsen ... brain has been invaded by some alien life form.
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September 06, 2004
Nip No More
Nip/Tuck, which had won fans among inmates for its surgical gore and sexual innuendo, has been
pulled from the airwaves at the Eastern Oregon Correctional Institution.
"We decided it was all too much," Doug Harder, a spokesman for the medium-security prison in Pendleton, told The Oregonian recently. "Way too graphic."
During one episode of the FX show — which chronicles the racy escapades of two Miami plastic surgeons — inmates gathered in a TV room kept "eyeballing," whistling and shouting catcalls to a female corrections officer, Harder said.
The officer filed a complaint with the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees, and the prison banned the show, Harder said.
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Cojo Says...
Stephen Cojocaru's take on Teresa Heinz Kerry's look:
"I must bring up the topic ... Teresa and the hair. The hair is a little too wild and savage. If you're one of the members of Destiny's Child, that's good hair! But maybe for the future first lady, I think she needs more tapered."
--Agreed, Cojo.
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Compared to... Laura? I get the school-marm thing, but school-marms from thirty years ago?
Posted by: Kevin at September 06, 2004 09:06 AM (GW18l)
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I agree that Laura could be a bit more cutting edge, but I always thinks she looks well put together. And, I think she dresses in clothing that flatters her body -- which Hillary needed to learn how to do.
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Was Hill in spandex or something? Pantsuits are pantsuits. =)
Posted by: Kevin at September 06, 2004 09:41 AM (GW18l)
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She would wear skirts that were the WORST length and her kankles would always be showing. Agreed--pantsuits are pantsuits, and she should have stuck with those.
And she had a bad hat obsession too.
Posted by: Lawren at September 06, 2004 09:43 AM (rR3i5)
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Back off, Lawren! When you insult Hillary, it's personal!
Admittedly, Hillary did go through her, let's say adjustment, period from 1991-1997. However, she was First Lady of Arkansas, so we should be lucky she wasn't wearing coonskin and flannel. However, after 1997, she wisely engaged the right stylist for her clothes and hair, and looks great. On the other hand, Laura Bush seems to pick out her dresses from whatever fabric is on the couches in the clearence aisle at Big Lots. This is why being a Republican sucks- when you want to put gay people in prison, you're stuck with the heteros for fashion tips, and Lord knows they don't know shit!
Posted by: chuck at September 06, 2004 10:24 AM (VBO07)
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Wait until I become President, Chuck.
Posted by: Lawren at September 06, 2004 10:25 AM (rR3i5)
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In 3 presidental cycles you'll be old enough for the office Lawren and I'll vote for ya!
Of course I'm running in the next one and a good suit makes even me look good. Since I'm single we'll never have a discussion on how my wife looks pantsuits or not! ;-)
Posted by: Brian D. at September 06, 2004 12:35 PM (SDOrE)
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Ohmigod, Lawren - KANKLES!!! I freaking love that word!!! And, I have to agree with you on this, L, as Hillary tended to look a bit of a mess, and Laura always looks well put together, a bit schoolmarmish, yes, but still a very classy lady...see, chuck, now you know why i get so mad when you call my black pantsuit, my Hillary Clinton...that is NOT a compliment...it means it looks like i have a big ol' ass, and KANKLES!
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Wedding Trend
Whereas once they might have been delighted with a cotton pillowcase or humble cutlery, modern British couples about to get married
now ask wedding guests for luxuries such as
plasma-screen televisions.
The findings come in a study of half a century of wedding lists, collections of suggested gifts for guests to buy those tying the knot, deposited with leading British department store John Lewis.
Thus the top 10 most requested items now covers such things as top-of-the-range cutlery, flashy bathroom scales and luxury bath towels.
--Interesting!
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I asked for a $200 mixer when I got married. I didn't think I would get it, but just in case...
Posted by: Mel at September 06, 2004 08:44 PM (QJaXB)
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I got a houseful of weddin' presents I inherited after my wife died and I would trade the whole mess for a plasma TV. A lot of this stuff was really expensive and I was surprised at the sort of stuff my late wife pegged to put on the registry lists here and there. O' course, all the gifts came from her family and their rich friends. My family pooled their finances and gave us a nice electric skillet. I think I will hang onto it, mainly 'cause it has already seen a lot of use, and will likely see more in the future.
Posted by: Tiger at September 07, 2004 08:40 PM (G5PGV)
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Funny, of all the stuff we got for our wedding, I only got to keep what fell off the truck when she divorced and left me
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September 03, 2004
She's Got Assets
Carmen Electra has pinched the
Bottom of the Year title from
Kylie Minogue.
Carmen, 32, defeated Kylie by 1% in the FHM survey reports the Daily Star.
Beyonce Knowles, 22, took the third spot, while reigning FHM High Street Honey Kayleight Pearson, 19, was rated fourth.
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I still like Kylie better... Carmen is kinda scary.
Posted by: daniel at September 03, 2004 10:17 AM (aRZkZ)
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I'd actually say I'd pick Beyonce.
Posted by: Lawren at September 03, 2004 11:54 AM (sql83)
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I'd pick Carmen
Posted by: Uptown Girl at September 04, 2004 09:22 PM (dUIpl)
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I am Beyonce Bootied Out.
LOL
Posted by: Rori at September 05, 2004 04:41 PM (8En8K)
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Is Beyonce really only 22?
Posted by: chuck at September 06, 2004 10:29 AM (VBO07)
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Mind Games?
It's a scientific fact:
human brains are programmed for orgasms - with or without the actual sex act.
Dr Robert Lomas - a solid-state physicist and an internationally known author on religious symbolism - says that evolution has allowed humans to develop the sex-free orgasm.
"ItÂ’s the same reward mechanism that encourages us to share our DNA," said Dr Lomas. "But it can be achieved without the physical act of copulation."
Only humans have this power to induce mental ecstasy, and itÂ’s a complex set of responses that can be achieved by learned behavioural patterns or triggered by hyper-arousal during peak experiences, he says.
--"Encourages us to share our DNA"--that's a subtle way of putting it.
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That scene from When Harry Meet Sally has a whole new meaning now.
Posted by: Brian D. at September 03, 2004 09:15 AM (YGv2w)
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copulation without representation.
Posted by: todd at September 03, 2004 04:04 PM (XuXdr)
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I'm going to remember this the next time I'm at a really mundane seminar.
Posted by: Julie Anne Fidler at September 03, 2004 05:34 PM (AaBEz)
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This makes sense. I mean, Barry White encourages us to share our DNA, too, and he always said "it's ecstasy when you lay down next to me."
Science!
Posted by: Kevin at September 03, 2004 06:56 PM (GW18l)
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Now THAT's a centerpiece!!
Rap star Sean P Diddy Combs
stunned guests at his Miami Beach party by serving dinner round a curvaceous naked woman.
The woman, whose 'modesty' was covered only by a leaf, was the centre of attraction at the glitzy party after the MTV Music Video Awards.
The shock of the celebrity guests at the bash was lightened by actor Will Smith, who ate fruit from the nude beauty's body, leading others to join in.
"It was certainly an unusual buffet. I think everyone was a bit shocked to begin with, but then Will took some fruit and everyone joined in," rate the music quoted a guest at the party as saying.
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I thought Puffy was supposed to be some sort of visionary, there was a restaurant over in asia somewhere that tried this but got shut down by the equivalent of the health department.
Posted by: M@ at September 03, 2004 08:26 AM (ngWVm)
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I've heard of this. I saw a show about a company that does this kind of catering. They have both male and female "trays". It is kind of neat and interesting.
Posted by: Wichi Dude at September 03, 2004 12:53 PM (1B6OM)
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September 02, 2004
My new love
I'm in love with this blog:
Go Fug Yourself.
It highlights each day's fashion missteps, and the commentary makes me laugh outloud! Visit now!
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Okay, Lawren...that was some of the funniest shit I have ever read! I just spent an hour looking at the archives...holy crap...that is going in my favorites for sure!
Posted by: Kelly P. at September 02, 2004 04:40 PM (4adEQ)
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Thought you'd likey, Kel.
Posted by: Lawren at September 02, 2004 04:57 PM (sql83)
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I almost peed myself laughing when I read this blog!
>>Her jaw is set just-so, her cheeks suck in as if she had a pound of lemon pieces in her mouth, and she's got the murderous glint in the eye of a woman who is coming after you and has every intention of eating your baby.<<
HYSTERICAL!!
Posted by: Julie Anne Fidler at September 03, 2004 05:57 PM (AaBEz)
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A Shirt for the Gutsy
You have to have the goods to back up
this shirt:
--Guess who has one? Surprise, surprise.
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Surprisingly enough given my jealous nature, I am not one bit envious of that girl. I hear she was hot and heavy with Christina Aguilara the other night at a VMA party. Disappointing from Christina.
Posted by: Kelly at September 02, 2004 09:30 AM (zH736)
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Not jealous at all. But I would like the right to inspect the merchandise tomake sure it isn't false advertising.
Posted by: Wichi Dude at September 02, 2004 10:43 AM (1B6OM)
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I'm neither:
a) jealous.
b) impressed.
c) turned on by her.
Please, somebody, anybody, make her go away.
Posted by: Kevin the Interloper at September 02, 2004 11:42 AM (qb+8W)
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I want that shirt. Does it come in mens sizes?
Posted by: daniel at September 03, 2004 12:43 AM (WnvVj)
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Superman--again?
The Passion Of The Christ star Jim Caviezel may be ready to sign a deal to star as Superman in the long-awaited new film
Superman Returns.
The actor - who movingly portrayed Jesus in Mel Gibson's controversial epic - is said to be very close to an agreement with studio Warner Bros. despite his agent's recent insistence the part had not yet been offered to him.
--Isn't he tired of playing "Super" men?
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Civilians Beware
Matt Damon
doesn't want to be Bennifered.
Apparently in reaction to the media circus that surrounded his long-time buddy Ben Affleck's doomed romance with J.Lo, Damon says that now he will only date "civilians" - i.e., not celebrities, reports MSNBC.com.
--Civilians? Glad to know we're good enough for him.
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No problem, I'm not offended. Where do I sign up?
Posted by: Kelly at September 02, 2004 09:34 AM (zH736)
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Does he need to spray us with lysol first, to get the poor-people germs off?
Posted by: Mel at September 02, 2004 11:06 AM (QJaXB)
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September 01, 2004
Bob Knight--Sitcom Star?
The life and times of Bob Knight
could soon be right inside America's living rooms.
The fiery Texas Tech coach met with television officials last month in Los Angeles and gave his approval for a sitcom deal. CBS and Paramount Television are exploring the development of a half-hour comedy that could run by next year.
Knight, 63, would serve as a consultant and said he might make guest appearances.
--Oh this is hysterical. I can't wait to see if this comes to fruition or not. I miss him!
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Sitcoms need a good signature line or gesture. May I suggest chair throwing?
Posted by: Brian D. at September 01, 2004 08:41 AM (ffmx9)
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Me TOO! IU Basketball just doesn't have the entertainment value it once did!
- Dana
Posted by: Dana at September 01, 2004 12:14 PM (bXrDr)
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I agree. IU BBall just hasn't been the same!!!
Posted by: EJ at September 01, 2004 12:15 PM (CRk65)
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I'll agree to that and I'm a Purdue grad. The Purdue-IU games just aren't a sweet now, especially since the titans have left or are about to retire. *sigh*
Posted by: Brian D. at September 01, 2004 01:02 PM (+Rbbf)
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They should make a reality show where Knight and Keady have to live in a house together for a month w/out any outside contact. I'd love it.
Posted by: Lawren at September 01, 2004 01:14 PM (sql83)
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I look like Bob Knight and have similar traits. How do I audition for a part in the sitcom.
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From Backstreet Boy to Porn Star
Sexy socialite Paris Hilton has got over her traumatic break up with Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter and is now smitten with her
National Lampoon's Pledge This co-star, Simon Rex.
The Simple Life reality TV star flaunted Rex - a one-time porn star - in Miami's Mansion Club on Friday and enjoyed a raunchy night with him in the Delano hotel's luxury suite, according to Britain's Daily Star newspaper.
--Didn't he also use to be on MTV? Like a VJ or something?
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Yes, he was a VJ. I think it was the secret porn star life that lost him that gig.
Posted by: Susan at September 01, 2004 07:51 AM (0Rnoy)
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He was also on a WB sitcom a couple years back.
Posted by: M@ at September 01, 2004 08:57 AM (f2jsN)
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It was GAY porn no less, well, solo jack off videos promoted to gay men. And he kept working at MTV for a while after this disclosed. I think he just got to old for MTV.
Posted by: chuck at September 01, 2004 04:35 PM (EtWrE)
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Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to my best friend since I was 2--CHRISTINA! Wish I could celebrate with you. Hopefully, in October!
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Thanks, L!!! Book a ticket to come visit me!
Posted by: Christina at September 01, 2004 10:36 AM (xS8o9)
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hmm..this is quite interesting
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