May 23, 2004

Greasy Thief

A slippery thief is on the loose in Edmond, where police say nearly 5,000 pounds of used cooking grease has been stolen from three restaurants.

Question: is it worth carrying 5,000 pounds of grease for only a resale value of $380? I'm thinking not.

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 05:56 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Everyone keeps assuming it's the resale value that made them do it...what if they just really had a "thing" for used grease? It was Oklahoma, after all.

Posted by: Norman at May 23, 2004 06:40 PM (sANa9)

2 You haven't been around the Jesus House lately, have you, Norman? After living in OKC for ten years, I can tell you that some of the strangest things I've ever seen occurred right there. The crackin'est crackhos, the drunkenest drunks, so the greasiest grease thief only seems right. Mwheh.

Posted by: Emma at May 23, 2004 07:47 PM (NOZuy)

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