December 15, 2004

Insurance May Not Be Enough

A theater star’s penis has been insured for £1million — so he can dip it into a cup of steaming tea in a play.

Comic Arthur Smith, 50 — who appears in TV series Grumpy Old Men — will perform the stunt nightly later this month.

Producers at London’s Comedy Theatre took out the cover. Spokesman Rupert Gavin said: “We’ll try to ensure the water is not actually scalding.”

--Guys, would you risk it?

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 08:04 AM | Comments (12) | Add Comment
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1 Nope. I can think of a few places I would be willing to dip my penis into, but not a steaming cup of tea, especially on stage. A man should have standards

Posted by: Brian D. at December 15, 2004 08:42 AM (v96Sh)

2 Uhhh...it's so odd, I don't think any man could forsee ever doing that. My answer is "no". I couldn't fight the urge to test the water temp before sticking my willy in it.

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Posted by: LDH at December 15, 2004 11:49 AM (bqPDz)

4 "I'm gonna dip my balls in it!" Remember that from Kids in the Hall? I think I'd test it before I dunked my wang in it.

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5 in the insurance biz they call these (Lorena) "Bobbit" policies

Posted by: at December 15, 2004 01:09 PM (lrCbr)

6 Only if there is someone there ready to administer first aid. Preferably a blonde who has been chewing on ice cubes....

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7 Love it, Grant. "Dunked my wang..." HA!

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8 gee, I've dipped my wick into scarier things than that...

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