I received another installment of Lexicon Fun from Daily Candy. This time, it had a holiday theme. Enjoy!

Violent night, troll-y night n. The aftermath of the holiday party where a certain elf swills too much vodka.

Mistleho n. Someone who hangs around under the mistletoe, waiting to get kissed. ("Eve was being such a mistleho at the company party that no one else could get any play from the cute tech guys.")

Eggsnog n. A makeout session that takes place under the influence of eggnog.

Hallmarketing n. The outrageous marketing push that begins two months before each holiday (Halloween decorations in July, Christmas decorations in October).

Round yon virgin n. Severely overweight child relative who hogs all the dessert. ("I never even got to try Aunt Martha's cranberry squares — the round yon virgins charged the dessert table.")

Santa fraud n. Poorly costumed Santa Claus impersonator. ("Avoid department stores at all costs. They're overrun with Santa frauds this year.")

Dreidel robber n. Someone who cheats young children at dreidel.

Yulezilla n. Someone who goes way too overboard with the Christmas decorations (usually Mom).

Mrs. Claws n. Work buddy's wife whose steely gaze keeps her husband's female colleagues on the other side of the office-party dance floor.

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 05:58 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Lauren- have been enjoying your blog for sometime now. Lexicon Fun- cracked my stuff up! Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Christian at December 16, 2004 07:44 AM (U0KBM)

2 CHRISTIAN!!! How the heck are you? Thanks for commenting! You're married now, right? Good to hear from you!

Posted by: Lawren at December 16, 2004 08:07 AM (sql83)

3 Those are GREAT!

Posted by: Stacy at December 16, 2004 08:50 AM (nM8Hz)

4 Cute tech guys I thought those were a myth.

Posted by: M@ at December 16, 2004 11:22 AM (f2jsN)

5 Things are going pretty well! Sorry about the typo on the name! Married life is GREAT! We bought a house over in the Memering-Yates subdivision. Definetly excited for our first Christmas together. I hear your old house is coming together rather nicely. Emily and I are supposed to go over and see it when everything is done. Take Care!!

Posted by: Christian at December 16, 2004 12:21 PM (U0KBM)

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