The fourth annual Lyttle Lytton Contest is over. You may be asking yourself, "What the hell is that?" Well, the annual Lytton Fiction Contest challenges entrants to pen the world's most atrocious first line to a novel.

Here are the winners. My fave:

"The dame had balls, you had to give her that, and a Jetta."

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