November 23, 2005

Classy Toast


Christina Aguilera's new husband toasted his large manhood during the couple's wedding dinner rehearsal last Friday.

Record producer Jordan Bratman reportedly stood up at the Japanese meal and asked guests to raise their glasses as he thanked his shocked parents for his "good looks and large p***s". Afterwards, Jordan's brother and best man, Josh, and his father, Jack, both stood up and proudly celebrated the groom's appendage, according to New York Daily News.

Christina simply smiled and nodded in agreement.

--Good looks?

--Pic courtesy of A Socialite's Life

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 01:20 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Seriously, this dude is hideous.

Posted by: Iceman at November 23, 2005 01:26 PM (Iomwr)

2 the dress is also not-so-good

Posted by: eli at November 23, 2005 02:16 PM (iQ85c)

3 Classy!

Posted by: Kevvy the Unnamed Source at November 23, 2005 02:19 PM (+NyTn)

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