October 25, 2005

Elevator Chat


Diane Keaton got a dose of New York grit when she found herself in an elevator in the Municipal Building with the kind of male youths you hope not to meet in a dark alley.

Keaton was en route to WNYC Radio to be in terviewed by Kurt Andersen for his weekly art show, "Studio 360." "You're famous. You're a famous actress," said one young man who then struggled to come up with a title to one of her films. "Can I have your autograph?" the man asked. "But you don't know who I am," Keaton protested, and then gave him one any way.

"So, what are you guys doing here?" Keaton asked. "Bail refund," the fellow explained. "I get a refund on my bail because I was acquitted." There was a chorus of congratulations as the guy and his friends got off. One of Keaton's handlers remarked, "Now, in L.A., you wouldn't have been riding up to an inter view with a felon." Keaton replied, "He wasn't a felon, that's the thing!"

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1 White people are often afraid of those who do not fit into their plans of a happy Aryan utopia, so Diane's racist xenophobia is understandable. White people are often so liberal, they wil let their daughters fuck negro rappers, or are so ultra conservative they will kill their daughters if they THOUGHT of the negro as a friend! Ah, Rush, where are you to help me out and hold the swatsika banner high?

Posted by: Johnny Chicago at October 26, 2005 02:06 AM (DN2Qz)

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