August 23, 2005

Moore To Slim Down?


There may soon be less of Michael Moore.

The portly propagandist is doing a stint at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa in Aventura, Fla. — also known as the "fat farm for the rich." Moore is learning how to cook healthy meals and exercise and attending classes on "life re-education."

The program starts at $3,800 a week and promises enrolees they'll "learn a new approach to eating," "never have to diet again," and can lose up to 12 pounds in the first three weeks. The facility also has "cosmetic/medical treatments, such as intense pulsed light, botox injections, and Restylane."

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1 ...the fat fvck...why can't he choke to death on a ham sandwich like Mama Cass...

Posted by: Mephistopheles at August 24, 2005 04:30 PM (lrCbr)

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