1 Black hair? Tell me it's a wig ... I thought girls had to stop coloring their hair when they got pregnant due to the chemicals?

2 Should I know who that is?

3 I did not think they still made scrunchies! Those clothes are awful but her legs still look good. I don't understand why holding two Starbucks cups is a big deal though, especially since one appears to be a cup of ice...

4 The girl is a mess and I HATE that she uses the excuse of "being country." I was raised in the country and the south and I knew poor girls raised in trailer parks who had more class and good sense. As for the hair...you aren't supposed to dye your hair while pregnant but considering her horse's ass of a spouse smokes around her, I'd say that's the lesser of the evils and let's just hope her drink is decaf. Damn, I can't wait for S.P. and the future one to write a book about their parents...assuming they will be able to write.

5 She said she used a vegetable dye to color it black, which is acceptable for pregnant women as it doesn't contain the same chemicals as regular hair dye. For a pregnant lady she has nice legs, but I've never been impressed w/ them, even when she was hot. Too stumpy.

6 Dirty knees?

7 She looks like someone sharted on her.

8 I can't believe nobody commented on her hideous trashy high-heeled flip-flops.