Dolly Parton is postponing her U.S. tour for 6 to 8 weeks because of back problems created by her breasts, according to a statement posted Monday on her music Web site.

"I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn't mean to hurt myself doing it!," she said in a statement. "But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."

The tour was scheduled to start Feb. 28 in Minneapolis to promote her new album, "Backwoods Barbie." Tickets will be honored for the rescheduled dates.

"Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a few weeks, and I can't wait to get back out there," Parton said in the statement posted on DollyPartonMusic.com."See you soon, Dolly."

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Props to MOM for the tip!

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Hoops legend Charles Barkley says he definitely plans to run for governor of Alabama, but wants no campaign help from rabble-rousers like Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson. "I don't believe in them. They always play the race card, and you can't always play the race card," the former Houston Rockets power forward tells next month's Playboy. "Sometimes the race card is needed but not in every situation. We have to hold blacks more accountable for their actions."

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Amy Winehouse has been given the opportunity to write and sing the theme song Quantum of Solace in the next James Bond film.

Negotiations have been going on for quite some time. The agreement is that Amy must stay clean and sober. Any slip ups will kill the deal.

Can she hold it together and ultimately sing the theme song?

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The nutbag was released early.

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John Mayer channels his inner Borat.

His body is not a wonderland.

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1 There is nothing attractive about that look! -d

Posted by: -d at February 06, 2008 11:29 AM (FYJX9)

2 Yay! My new weight loss program. Look and Purge!

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3 That's gross... not only is that a look even Britney Spears wouldn't go near, he's displaying a complete lack of respect for his genitals. Get a bikini wax, dude.

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4 Hilarious, But completely Grose! The hairs around the .... and everythink else makes me sick!! Soo Funny film though.! I Sware i saw him on a beach before.. :L or maybe that was just smeone looking very alike. FUNNY AS HELL. WatchTheFilm..!! 6*Recommended.. x LoveSammie..X

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Steve Madden and Al Roker are partnering in a TV reality series that focuses on all aspects of the shoe king's world, from the round-the-clock pressure that comes with designing and selling hundreds of different styles of women's shoes to his Upper East Side life as the married father of twins. Roker, who will produce the show through his company, Al Roker Entertainment, calls Madden "an American original and a sole brother. Working with a guy who designs women's shoes," Roker says, "is my wife's dream come true."

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The rumors are true, confirmed by no less a source than her father: Jennifer Lopez is expecting twins.

And it isn't even a Lopez family first. "Yes, twins," her dad David Lopez said in an interview on the Spanish-language show Escándalo TV, PEOPLE en Español reports. "The thing is in my family, my sister also had twins, so it's a hereditary thing."

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A video featuring The Hills’ resident villainess Heidi Montag singing her new dance-pop single, “Higher,” has hit the Web. Directed by ex-fiancé Spencer Pratt, the grainy clip resembles a home movie of Heidi enjoying a day at the beach: She’s climbing on some rocks, chasing some seagulls, running through some waves — all in a pink bikini.

Really? It just completely shocks me that this crap was directed by that losebag Spencer. Is she serious with this? Loved the finger spread fan hands--so show choir!

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Kim Kardashian is reportedly being sued by Brandy's mother, accusing her of running up more than $120,000 in credit card charges without permission. The lawsuit also names Kim's siblings: Khloe, Kourtney, and Robert Jr. for allegedly using her credit card as well. The lawsuit is requesting for the money to pay for the charges plus 10 percent interest.

However, Kim told People magazine that she and her sibs actually had permission to use the credit card. Kim said: "We have her signature on all items."

In the lawsuit, Norwood's mother, Sonja Norwood, who is also her manager, alleges Kim Kardashian had only been authorized in 2004 to make one purchase on the Norwood American Express card in Kim's then-capacity as a stylist for Brandy (Brandy's brother, Ray J, also appeared in the infamous sex tape with Kim). Apparently after that, Kim passed on the credit card to her sibs who (allegedly) went to town, which included buying things from two of the Kardashian family-owned clothing stores, racking up a bill of $120,636.

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Yeah! Another Manning MVP!

Did anyone else think that, as a whole, the commercials stunk? The only one I thought was really funny was the Diet Pepsi Max commercial: Watch below:

Love me some LL Cool J and the Chris Kattan cameo at the end!

The other two worth mentioning are the Audi-Godfather one and the Budweiser clydesdale-Rocky one. The rest were AWFUL!

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Star's new show gets dumped.

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Bachelor reject DeAnna Pappas will star in the new season of The Bachelorette!

After getting dissed on the last season of The Bachelor, DeAnna Pappas will get another shot at finding love on TV. Pappas, 26, a real estate agent from Newnan, Georgia, will headline the next season of ABC' s The Bachelorette, airing this summer.

Pappas endured a painful, last-minute rejection by Brad Womack on the Bachelor finale last November.

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Can't say I'm liking the new 'do, Halle.

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