"Never drink Diet Coke. Diet Coke is for fat people."

"Having a stewardess spill something on you can totally ruin your flight. I hate rude stewardesses. It's like, 'Hello, I'm paying, be nice to me."

And the news you've all been waiting for: She is planning on writing an autobiography titled "Tongue-in-Chic: Paris Hilton's Confessions of an Heiress."

Sure to make you shake your head in disbelief, but laugh outloud at the same time.

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