A grocer had his ear bitten off by a hungry customer when he refused to let him have a free watermelon.

The Ukrainian man, not named for legal reasons, had demanded a watermelon at the shop in the Siberian town of Hanty Mansisk.

But when the shop assistant refused to hand over a fruit for free, he flew into a rage, jumped over the counter and bit off his ear.

Police who caught the blood stained attacker minutes later have charged him with grievious bodily harm and theft, saying: "We couldn't find the ear, we think he ate it.

--NO WATERMELON FOR YOU!!!

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 07:19 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 that's beyond icky

Posted by: Uptown Girl at September 15, 2004 09:52 AM (dUIpl)

2 btw - - your line "NO WATERMELON FOR YOU" - - that is so soup nazi from Seinfeld it made me giggle

Posted by: Uptown Girl at September 15, 2004 09:53 AM (dUIpl)

3 Mmm, ear! Tastes like... watermelon?

Posted by: Mel at September 15, 2004 10:31 PM (QJaXB)

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