Assault with a steamy burger:

Police issued an arrest warrant Monday for a man charged with assaulting a convenience store clerk with a hamburger.

The incident unfolded at the Highland Street Cumberland Farms, in East Rochester, when a man entered the building and placed a fast-food burger in the microwave, then attempted to pay for the hamburger as it was heating, police Sgt. Anthony Triano said.

The man became enraged when clerk Scott Litzenberger told him he had to bring the burger from the microwave to the front counter 15 feet away in order to pay for it.

After a sharp exchange of words, the man walked back to the microwave, removed the steaming burger and walked back to the waiting Litzenberger.

Instead of paying, the suspect shoved the steaming, greasy burger into LitzenbergerÂ’s left eye, causing scalding burns, Triano said.

--This guy is a total Scrooge. Bah Humburger.

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