June 24, 2004
Based on a bet by the other members of his golfing threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine.
Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the post of the ball washer was more than strong enough to support his body weight, and his sack was the weakest link.
Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside.
To add insult to injury, Sanchez then broke a new $300.00 graphite shaft driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was attempting to use as a cane. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.
This last one wouldn't normally count, because the golfer didn't die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, the committee allowed it.
Posted by: Lawrenkm at
07:16 AM
| Comments (5)
| Add Comment
Post contains 276 words, total size 2 kb.
Posted by: rita at June 24, 2004 07:48 AM (xYQ/O)
Posted by: GrumpyBunny at June 24, 2004 08:13 AM (w3aVF)
Posted by: M@ at June 24, 2004 08:25 AM (f2jsN)
Posted by: Norman at June 24, 2004 03:56 PM (sANa9)
Posted by: chuck at June 24, 2004 07:52 PM (4g/IV)
35 queries taking 0.2186 seconds, 133 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.