--Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott welcomed their first child together, a son, on Tuesday. Liam Aaron McDermott, who was born in a Los Angeles hospital, weighed 6 lbs., 6 oz, according to the couple's rep. Spelling's mother Candy Spelling was at the hospital. The baby arrived just as the new mother is reconciling with her own mom after a long estrangement. (Donna Martin spawns!)

--Cycling star Lance Armstrong has been getting cozy with a new woman – N.Y.C. fashion designer Tory Burch,. The seven-time Tour de France champ has been quietly dating Burch for months, according to sources. "They are very much a couple," says R. Couri Hay, a friend of the designer's. (Does anyone else think she looks a lot like ex-girlfriend Sheryl Crow? Hmmm...)

--The Emmy nominations were announced. (Bob Barker could win his 18th!)

--Angelina Jolie landed in Vietnam Wednesday night to complete the process of adopting a 3-year-old boy. The actress, 31, was quickly escorted into a car with dark windows and driven from the airport, according to a photographer employed by the Associated Press. After she receives the 3-year-old child – and participates in an adoption ceremony with officials in Ho Chi Minh City on Thursday morning – Jolie is expected to meet with U.S. consular officials who will then need to review the adoption before granting the child a passport.

--Is Demi pregs? (I'd like to see what a little Kutchette would look like...)

--Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest cranked up their typical verbal sparring a notch on American Idol's performance show on Tuesday. And contestant Melinda Doolittle got caught in the crossfire. After answering a reader question in which the 29-year-old singer revealed that she loathed wearing dresses and high heels, Seacrest asked Cowell if he had "any advice on the high heels." Cowell's response? "You should know, Ryan." And here's a play-by-play of the rest of their exchange:

Seacrest "Stay out of my closet, Simon." (long pause)
Cowell: "Well, come out."
Seacrest: "This is about the Top 12, okay? Not your wishes."

--Star Trek's gay episode gets made.

--Has Britney Spears found a new love? The troubled pop star has hooked up with a musician she met in AA, and plans to move in with him once she’s out of rehab, according to the upcoming National Enquirer. Spears, 25, has fallen for Jason Filyaw, the 33-year-old lead guitarist of the rock band Riva, reports the tab. “Britney adores Jason,” a friend of Filyaw's told the Enquirer. “He’s been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. She’s convinced Jason can help her through rehab because as an alcoholic, he’s been through the same thing.”

--Elton sported a uniform for his 60th birthday bash...

--Clark County sheriff's deputies responded to two calls early Sunday morning involving Tonya Harding. Police reports described Harding as "very agitated" and "tweaking out." According to a police report, Harding said four men and a woman tried to break into her car and steal it shortly after 5 a.m. In his report, the deputy wrote that Harding's account was "very implausible." Harding told police she was on "new medication" and was experiencing an adverse reaction. Later that same morning, police received another call regarding Harding, this time from a friend who told authorities the skater was "seeing animals." The deputy took Harding back to her trailer and checked her home to "put her at ease."

Random Thought of the Day:
--I'm on a Tab Energy drink kick. They are seriously amazing. They taste like a cherry Jolly Rancher (unlike Red Bull, which tastes like carbonated pixy stick water with a funktastic aftertaste). And, you really should try one w/ vodka the next time you're out. I just wish bars would start carrying it--I'd never order a vodka and Red Bull again. Who knew a brand as vintage as Tab could come up with something new for the young hipsters?

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1 -THAT'S Tonya Harding?? What happened? -Simon is a d**k but he's the king of the comebacks and snarky comments.

Posted by: Nanc' at March 15, 2007 07:17 AM (Ailrt)

2 Did you really use the word "hipsters?"

Posted by: at March 15, 2007 10:39 AM (bfkgE)

3 Sure did.

Posted by: Lawren at March 15, 2007 01:00 PM (bfkgE)

4 Are you implying you're a young hipster? More like irrelevant gossip whore.

Posted by: at March 15, 2007 01:19 PM (rwlaM)

5 Ouch there, anonymous. Absolutely uncalled-for.

Posted by: Rev at March 15, 2007 10:24 PM (Wsj5p)

6 Good Lord Lawren, You have to ignore ignorant, anonymous, LOSER assholes who are so bitter about their own fucked-up, worthless lives that they have to take it out on you. Consider the pathetic waste of life they must be and PITY them if you can. YOU GO ON GIRL. p.s. Dear Anonymous, seek help and if you don't, know that your IP address is public and...you never know who you are fucking with.

Posted by: Nanc' at March 19, 2007 01:21 PM (Ailrt)

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