June 14, 2005
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And from the "No Sh*t Files," 2 of the most PREDICTABLE stories came out yesterday:
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--Jacko found not guilty and will return to his world of make-believe creatures.

--Katie Holmes has decided to convert to scientology and enter a new world of make-believe creatures.
Wow. They have a lot in common now.
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Jacko's verdict didn't surprise me at all. Those crowds around the courthouse need a life, though.
As for Katie...It looks like Tom is a total control freak.
Posted by: Kevvy the Unnamed Source at June 14, 2005 08:17 AM (Zdjqv)
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Re: Katie Holmes
And we were all hoping to hear some sexy gossip about Tom and Katie, sort of like Brad and Angelina making wild sounds during sex. But, no. Now, we know the truth. When Tom and Katie are in bed together, it's just so he can read to her the next chapter of "Dianetics."
Posted by: Neil at June 14, 2005 10:50 AM (fyBXo)
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Side note: Nicole Kidman was on Letterman last night. It was hysterical. He was pretty bold, asking her about Tom/Katie together and what her thoughts were. I must say, Tom should have NEVER left Nicole ... damn she is fine. And that accent ...
Posted by: Iceman at June 14, 2005 11:55 AM (Xx4xo)
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How the hell did Nicole Kidman put up with this idiot for 10 years?
Posted by: jasper at June 14, 2005 12:09 PM (etjWJ)
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I don't think he could control Nicole 1/10th of the way he can this one ... Katie's just a kid, after all ... she's still in total shock, I bet, and very submissive to his every word.
Posted by: Iceman at June 14, 2005 01:48 PM (Xx4xo)
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