August 23, 2006

Fair and Balanced News


--Superman is engaged. And no, it's not to Lois Lane.

--Britney Spears wants to be buried next someone with a similar IQ.


--Keane singer Tom Chaplin goes into rehab.

--He's a P-I-M-P.


--Brittany Murphy calls off engagement #2.

--Madonna and her director hubby Guy Ritchie have been “lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid." WTF?

--Rumor has it that the latest edition of Survivor is pitting whites, blacks, Asians and Hispanics against each other. Somehow I don't think this will end up being a "go."

--The Piv will canoodle with anyone!

--The Sopranos star James Gandolfini will appear as legendary author Ernest Hemingway in a new movie about the author's stormy romance with World War II correspondent Martha Gellhorn. Robin Wright Penn will play Gellhorn, Hemingway's inspiration for his classic book For Whom The Bell Tolls.

--More rumors about the demise of Brangelina.

--Paramount Pictures has cut its 14-year-old ties to Tom Cruise's production company because of his off-screen behavior, the chairman of the studio's parent company told the Wall Street Journal on Wednesday.


--Could it be splitsville for Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong, celebdom's most visible new BFFs? A report today by New York Daily News' Ben Widdicombe says that Jake Gyllenhaal has edged out Matt for the plum role of playing Lance in an upcoming film version of Armstrong's life story, even though it's been McConaughey who's logged the most time with the cycling legend in recent weeks.

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1 I really like Gandolfini but Hemingway was a big, ol' hunk of good-lookin' man and James just...isn't. Think I'll have to pass.

Posted by: Nanc' at August 23, 2006 08:49 AM (Ailrt)

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