January 02, 2007

I Hope Indy Doesn't Break a Hip


Less than one hour into the New Year, pop-princess Britney Spears collapsed at the PURE nightclub inside Caesars Palace. Just 50 minutes earlier, she had hosted two countdowns to usher in the New Year - one inside the VIP section at the hip hot nightspot and a 2nd up on the club's upper outdoor terrace overlooking the famed Vegas Strip where fireworks were shot off from seven casino-hotel rooftops. Mystery now surrounds Britney's collapse early this morning. She had been seated on a VIP tented-cabana bed overlooking the dance floor at 12:50AM talking with one of her male dancers. She intimated she wanted to leave and as she stood up, "she went into a dead faint and just fell right to the floor."

Brit and her handlers are now saying she wasn't drunk or high, "she was just tired." (Like anyone buys that crap).


--Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, are expecting their first child together.


--In addition to making out with Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo dropped the "F-bomb" during MTV's New Year's Eve broadcast. Click here to watch.

--Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are set to have an official wedding this month after reports that they have secretly "married" in a Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand. (I have a feeling they'll have a "white wedding," but I'm not talking about th dress...)


--Oprah Winfrey is getting ready to open the $40 million school she paid to have built in South Africa – in grand Oprah style. The 22-acre Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in the town of Henly-on-Klip is holding its big opening this week. Reportedly due to attend the ceremonies are John Travolta, Stevie Wonder, Nelson Mandela and Angelina Jolie, according to Newsweek magazine.


-- George Lucas said Friday that filming of the long-awaited "Indiana Jones" movie will begin next year. Harrison Ford, who appeared in the three earlier flicks, the last one coming in 1989, is set to star again. Lucas said he and Steven Spielberg recently finalized the script for the film. (Hmmm...I'm a little skeptical). "It's going to be fantastic. It's going to be the best one yet," the 62-year-old filmmaker said during a break from preparing for his duties as grand marshal of Monday's Rose Parade.


--Kristin Cavallari is making her ex, Brody Jenner, jealous while on her Miami vacation. The Laguna Beach babe has been splashing around with super hot Nick Zano. They supposedly stayed holed up in their suite (complete with a bathtub fit for two) all day and then went skinny-dipping in the pool. Sources said Zano and Cavallari stopped by Nobu at the Shore Club for dinner, and were seated next to Jenner, who was dining with on-again couple Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore. "Brody had that 'caught in the headlights' look," said a spy.


--Donald Trump just won an award, but he's not going to like it. The developer was named "Most Annoying Money Personality" in a poll of AOL's Money & Finance users, beating runners-up Suze Orman, Jim Cramer and Mark Cuban. The site said, "His pricey Learning Annex lectures were more annoying than insightful." AOL also blasted his "blatant comb-over." Paris Hilton got the nod for "most overpaid celebrity" followed by Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey and Britney Spears.


--Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore, 22, appear to be Young Hollywood's newest — and hottest — rebound couple! The pair, who split in the winter of 2001 after dating for 18 months, were spotted looking very much like a couple in heat, at Miami's Prive nightclub on Thursday night. "Wilmer and Mandy arrived together," a source tells Star, "but they were careful not to be photographed together. Nonetheless, Wilmer was doting on Mandy the whole time, and they were very close to each other the whole night. She was dressed casually with her hair in a ponytail and hoodie sweatshirt." (Booo. She's adorable, has her shit together, and he's a manwhore).

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 06:41 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 The hits say people are still reading...but how come no one comments anymore?

Posted by: Lawren at January 02, 2007 04:17 PM (bfkgE)

2 We don't have anything witty to say? How about this one...Elin and Tiger should name their child "Melting Pot Woods". See, that's why we don't comment.

Posted by: aeh at January 02, 2007 05:39 PM (O2TF0)

3 I recently came across your blog - and honestly cannot remember how but glad I did, its amusing. Here's a bit of gossip for your blog: Lachey and & Minnillo are currently at the Esperanza Resort in Cabo San Lucas. Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox and David Arquette are also there at the moment. Thanks for the blog.

Posted by: Long time reader, first time commenter at January 02, 2007 06:34 PM (LNUA4)

4 Tiger's lady is smokin'. No surprise there ... she also has an identical twin ...! I thought we'd seen the last of Wilmer ... guess I was wrong. DAMN!

Posted by: Iceman at January 03, 2007 08:52 AM (JHKKE)

5 Don't worry Lawren, we're reading. I actually just recently found your blog, and this is my first time commenting. But don't worry, we very much appreciate the gossip you have ready to feed us :-).

Posted by: Tracy at January 03, 2007 09:59 AM (g8k+c)

6 Loved the "White Wedding" comment.

Posted by: The Rev at January 03, 2007 12:19 PM (wPIeZ)

7 Hello Sirs, I'm very sorry for my post

Posted by: Alexcqigc at April 05, 2007 07:26 PM (kAO3V)

8 Hello, it really interesting, thanks

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