MartiniPundit tagged me, so I'm "it" to complete this meme:

The idea here is to select five items from this list:

If I could be a scientistÂ…
If I could be a farmerÂ…
If I could be a musicianÂ…
If I could be a doctorÂ…
If I could be a painterÂ…
If I could be a gardenerÂ…
If I could be a missionaryÂ…
If I could be a chefÂ…
If I could be an architectÂ…
If I could be a linguistÂ…
If I could be a psychologistÂ…
If I could be a librarianÂ…
If I could be an athleteÂ…
If I could be a lawyerÂ…
If I could be an innkeeperÂ…
If I could be a professorÂ…
If I could be a writerÂ…
If I could be a backup dancerÂ…
If I could be a llama-riderÂ…
If I could be a bonnie pirateÂ…
If I could be a midget stripperÂ…
If I could be a proctologist...

And answer away. And so I shall...

--If I could be a musician, my voice would be my instrument and I'd sing on Broadway.

--If could be a chef, I'd actually use my oven more than five times in a year.

--If I could be a backup dancer, I'd be Tina Turner's.

--If I could be an innkeeper, my inn would be the mecca of fine customer service, and I'd run the Hiltons into the ground.

--If I could be a midget stripper, my stage name would be ShorTease.

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