August 02, 2005

If I Were A Gay Man...


Burt Reynolds was so impressed with country legend Willie Nelson when they met, the actor's now convinced they'd have made the perfect gay couple.

Reynolds and Nelson teamed up to make appearances in the upcoming movie adaptation of cult TV show Dukes of Hazzard, and twice-divorced Reynolds admits he almost immediately saw a perfect partner in the singer.

He says, "When I worked with Willie Nelson - who is just about the nicest man I've ever worked with in my life - I thought, 'If I'd have been gay, it would've saved me millions, just because we'd still be happily married.'"

And in other Burt news...

Burt Reynolds holds such a deep regret about turning down the role of James Bond in the 1970s, he still wakes up in a cold sweat thinking about it.

Late James Bond producer Albert R 'Cubby' Broccoli offered Reynolds the chance to follow Sir Sean Connery as the slick sleuth, but the actor rejected the opportunity - an action he has lived to regret ever since. He says, "Sean Connery had said he wanted more money and left and (Cubby Broccoli) came to visit me and said, 'We want you to play James Bond.' "And I said, in my infinite wisdom, 'An American can't play James Bond. It just can't be done.' "Now, in the middle of the night, you hear me wake up in this cold sweat going, 'Bond, James Bond.'"

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1 I don't blame him. Some mistakes, you just never get over.

Posted by: Nanc' at August 02, 2005 10:51 AM (Ailrt)

2 Here's how much things have changed: 20 years ago when Burt had TMJ and was rail thin, he did everything in his power to dissuade people he was gay. Now he openly talks about playing bone pony with Willie. Life. She is so cyclical.

Posted by: Jeff at August 02, 2005 01:17 PM (juHyy)

3 He's just jealous of Willie's hair. Take off that ugly rug, you moron!

Posted by: at August 03, 2005 03:40 AM (pO1tP)

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