Tennisreporters.net reports that Jennifer Capriati is apparently dating a porn star named Dale DeBone.

A source told the website that "indeed the two are dating," but did not reveal how they met.

Some of DeBone's credits include: "Analgeddon #2," "Ass Freaks #2," "Anal Driller #4," and the artistic triumph, "I Cream On Genie."

--So many jokes. So little time.

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1 Yeah, I don't know where to put this just yet. However, I thought it was spelled DA-Bone... :-p

Posted by: Kevin the Interloper at February 01, 2005 09:24 AM (qb+8W)

2 wow, that's tragic in so many ways... one of the sad parts is that this guy isn't even in some of the premier pornographic films... everything #2 and 4? sad!

Posted by: camille at February 01, 2005 10:15 AM (c4eno)

3 I wonder what ~they~ do all day??? Icky. She has man-arms and he looks like a DORK! ~L.

Posted by: Laura Fitzgerald at February 01, 2005 12:19 PM (PQCQQ)

4 What do they do all day? Ummmm, I'm thinking that Jenny is playing with fuzzy balls, and Da-Bone is taking a lot of ground strokes...

Posted by: Shillelagh at February 01, 2005 04:13 PM (lrCbr)

5 When I worked at the adult establishment, we sold a movie called "Bi Dream of Jeanie." And sequels don't have the same negative connotation that they do in legit cinema.

Posted by: chuck at February 01, 2005 06:06 PM (8DKfM)

6 Ewww... Gross. I'd never date a Porn Star. BLAH

Posted by: La Bella at February 01, 2005 06:44 PM (33Xdy)

7 You guys are making me laugh!! How weird would it be to see your BOYFRIEND in a porn movie?!?! Does he watch and interject things like, "Oh wait, here comes the good part..." AAACK! Eeeeeew.

Posted by: Laura Fitzgerald at February 01, 2005 07:22 PM (PQCQQ)

8 LOL @ "I Cream on Genie." And sorry to say, but "Ass Freaks" isn't a movie, but an actual category of people - nyuck, nyuck, nyuck...

Posted by: kernyen at February 02, 2005 12:59 AM (iZm8A)

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