December 23, 2005

Liar, Liar Pants on Fire

Britney Spears asked for a fight, and she's going to get one. The pop tart has sued Us Weekly, claiming she and hubby Kevin Federline never screened a sex tape of themselves for their sniggering lawyers, as Us has reported.

But the weekly's editrix, Janice Min, has told pals she is ready for a fight — and can't wait for the depositions. "Britney is not exactly truthful all the time," said a source. "She thinks if she says something, it is true. But often it's not."

This has happened before. When the New York Post broke the news of Spears' engagement and pregnancy, she denied both stories, only to announce later that they were true.

Source: New York Post

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 08:18 AM | Comments (15) | Add Comment
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1 I don't want to, but I can't help but love Britney stories. She's so awfully (and I do mean awful!) entertaining! Oh, and Merry Christmas, Lawren. Hope you are having a happy season!!

Posted by: buzz at December 23, 2005 11:59 AM (HJzcO)

2 Man this girl UGLY!?!

Posted by: tha king at December 23, 2005 08:01 PM (C6sUe)

3 I thought you left and weren't coming back, King?

Posted by: Iceman at December 24, 2005 01:49 PM (r/aK2)

4 I tought you was dead Iceman?

Posted by: tha king at December 24, 2005 04:25 PM (+xPar)

5 Nope, still here. And I appreciate your feeble attempts at the English language, by the way.

Posted by: Iceman at December 27, 2005 10:43 AM (Iomwr)

6 Muthafucka I'm sick of your punk ass Iceman" You're really gettin' on my god damn nerves. And I'm serious. Muthafucka I can't believe you got the nerves to diss me. You don't even know me bitch. So shut your mouth 'cause I got the AK and the duck tape right in front of me. Better keep my name out your mouth "Icebitch."

Posted by: tha king at December 27, 2005 12:18 PM (BW35B)

7 You best be checkin' yo self, foo. Youz gotz no clue who you be f***in' wit, dogg. I'll straight bust you up, cuz. Ax somebody.

Posted by: Iceman at December 27, 2005 12:29 PM (Iomwr)

8 Damn I didn't knew you got the accent "Iceman." And hell no I ain't gon' check my self 'cause I know I be doin' my thing nigga. What you need to be doin' is go out there and suck dicks muthafucka. And if you wanna really fight me meet me in the fuckin' Southside of Chicago at midnight bitch and it's tonight ya heard me?

Posted by: tha king at December 27, 2005 01:27 PM (BW35B)

9 Hilarious.

Posted by: Iceman at December 27, 2005 04:56 PM (XIfuz)

10 Oh, and Happy Kwanza to you, too, King.

Posted by: Iceman at December 27, 2005 04:56 PM (XIfuz)

11 What the hell did that mean?

Posted by: tha king at December 27, 2005 06:28 PM (UZRNI)

12 Yo Iceman if you keep runnin' your mouth I'ma come over there and clean out your dirty mouth. Yo "tha king" I got your back aight homie. We gon' bust them hataz fo' real.

Posted by: Marcus at December 27, 2005 08:13 PM (jFfcd)

13 Yo Marcus I appreciate your shit my nigga. And Lawren if you wanna block me bitch go 'head block me muthafucka. But I just wanna let your white ass know that for all the shit I did for this site that's what you gon' do just block me. I can't believe this shit man. And Lawren you like it or not I'ma keep usin' the f-word ya heard me? Like I can say "FUCK LAWREN!!!" You see so that's ok bitch. And you fuckin' wigger Iceman you talk smack again I'ma come there in just bust your ass up and down straight. I bet you a lil' 10 year-old white kid who lives in a trailer pretendin' to be somebody but he can't. So muthafucka better watch what ya say next time. Better keep my name out your mouth pussy. FFF-FFF-FFF-UCK-LAWREN AND THIS WHOLE FUCKIN' SITE!!! AND FUCK ICEBITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: tha king at December 27, 2005 08:19 PM (jFfcd)

14 HOLLLLAAAAAA!!!!! Happy Kwanza. From the trailer, Iceman P.S. Did you know that internet threats are actionable in a court of law if taken seriously by the person at whom they are directed? Hard to believe a 10-year old white kid living in a trailer would know that, isn't it? Guess I'm pretty smart to have a law degree so soon!

Posted by: Iceman at December 28, 2005 01:05 PM (Iomwr)

15 yo ice man im from boston, fuck u u bitch..if u were a real tough guy youd handle shit wit ur fists and not the courts u pussy

Posted by: ice man sucks dick at February 02, 2006 10:53 PM (Fco13)

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