August 18, 2005

Morbidity @ Blender


Madonna's bone-breaking fall from a horse is causing the morbid editors at Blender to recalculate her life expectancy.

The magazine's Web site routinely predicts when today's celebrities will croak using factors like medical history, genes, education and lifestyle, and had estimated Madonna's expiration date at a formidable 86.

But now that Madonna (above), 47, had her equine accident — which could happen again — the editors are apparently busy trying to figure out whether to shave some years off that ambitious checkout time.

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