Michael Monn's birthday celebration went a little awry when he was arrested while drunk, nude and covered with nacho cheese.

Monn was detained early Sunday as he ran toward a Jeep in the parking lot outside a swimming pool snack bar. According to police, he was stark naked and was carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese.

"The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders," Maryville Police Department officer Scott Spicer said. "The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent."

--"Nacho, Nacho Man. I've got to be, a nacho man!" Come on, sing it with me!

Hat tip from Spritzy.

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1 Dang it! I've been looking for this story for a day and couldn't find it. Imagine the commentary I can put on this one. That being said now I have 'nacho man' going through my head now. Lawren, you're a bad influence on me

Posted by: Brian D. at July 21, 2004 09:31 AM (571z/)

2 I wish my 23rd birthday could have been that wild.

Posted by: Brad at July 21, 2004 09:37 AM (PS936)

3 that has to be the funniest thing i've read all day! all birthdays should be that good.

Posted by: P at July 21, 2004 10:46 PM (V5EVk)

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