Hell Hath No Fury... (To my male readers: read with caution)

A jilted girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday. Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex.

She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in "excruciating pain". Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it.

The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours." Doctors were unable to re-attach it.

After a party at his home in Netherton, she wanted sex but he was not interested. There was a struggle and she ripped off his shorts leaving him in his pants.

--Did she think that was going to make him want to have sex? Looks like there's a little Lorena Bobbit in a lot of women.

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 06:35 AM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 I think I almost lost my breakfast over that one this morning. I didn't realize how serious you were about the caution!

Posted by: Christian at January 12, 2005 07:27 AM (U0KBM)

2 Wow. That's just wrong on so many levels.

Posted by: Kevin the Interloper at January 12, 2005 07:52 AM (qb+8W)

3 And the popped it in her mouth! And then the friend hands it back to him! And it all started because HE didn't want to have sex! Oh, my. This made my morning.

Posted by: chuck at January 12, 2005 08:51 AM (rMsZL)

4 Isn't is usually women who accuse men of liking them only because he is always wanting sex with her. Amanda should have been flattered that her boyfriend was showing sexual restraint! Oh the article finally showed up. She is a jilted ex-GF. Okay this makes more sense. She wanted pure revenge. Woman has ISSUES!!!!

Posted by: Brian D. at January 12, 2005 09:31 AM (0ogaq)

5 But...But... She was just hungry... She was craving eggs...she couldn't make it to IHOP... Cut her some slack. LMAO ***just kidding*** Damn... poor guy... well at least he still has his left peanut. *shruggs shoulders* LOL

Posted by: La Bella at January 12, 2005 09:32 AM (2rtd7)

6 For one of the few times in my life, I'm speechless.

Posted by: Iceman at January 12, 2005 10:24 AM (Kohcy)

7 Holy God!!

Posted by: EJ at January 12, 2005 02:27 PM (MTqwP)

8 whoa. THAT is one crazy chic.

Posted by: Amanda at January 12, 2005 03:44 PM (Z8HVG)

9 I'm in awe of anyone who can calmly hand a guy his testicle with such a basic statement of ownership.

Posted by: MartiniPundit at January 12, 2005 03:57 PM (fLdsW)

10 What a woman! MAN...did THAT take balls!

Posted by: Shillelagh at January 12, 2005 04:01 PM (lrCbr)

11 Shillelagh - I'm inclined to think the ROI is skewed here - after all, she went from plural to singular. But then again, so did he ...

Posted by: MartiniPundit at January 13, 2005 02:39 PM (fLdsW)

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