practically fornicating with a hamburger and writhing around with a water hose in that Carl's Jr. commercial was hot, the heiress
: You ain't seen nothing yet.
Hilton, who has been working on her debut solo album with famed beatmaker Scott Storch says her first music video will set TV screens on fire. She even wants to recruit the same director, Chris Applebaum, who helmed the clip that some TV watchdog groups labeled "soft-core porn."
"It will [definitely have] a lot of sexiness," the 24-year-old socialite said recently. "If I did a [fast-food] commercial that hot, imagine what I can do with my own video."
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For cryin' out loud! Paris, Just go ahead and do porn! I've never seen such a frustrated porn star.
Posted by: Nanc' at September 22, 2005 08:58 AM (Ailrt)
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I can picture her video now...
Paris does dirty things over and over to her song "Screwed."
Just loop it for about 6 or 8 hours. A Grammy would come FLYING through the window!
Nice!
--Comment edited by moderator and author of the blog.
Posted by: Johnny Chicago at September 22, 2005 09:21 AM (+bIkk)
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She's already done porn. but Paris, hon? There's sexy and then there's Skanky. You could throw the entire Hilton fortune into your video but you'd still be skankier than a Sunset Boulevard streetwalker.
Posted by: mike at September 22, 2005 10:35 AM (kDklJ)
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Ms. Lawren, your editing job on the comment above might be the funniest thing I've ever seen since watching Pulp Fiction on network TV. LOL
Posted by: Kevvy the Unnamed Source at September 22, 2005 11:30 AM (qb+8W)
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Edited for content?
Would you like to also come over to the house and wipe your feet on my flag and rape my dog too?
Nice, assholes.
Posted by: Johnny Chicago at September 22, 2005 01:12 PM (LMcN8)
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No, I think I'll pass on that one. Look Johnny, it's like this:
--I've had this blog for over 2 years, and never once had to edit someone's comment.
--I'm all for using curse words if you're so inclined. But the use of the "c-word" is gonna get you edited every time. You used it yesterday, and that's why I deleted you. Yes, I realize that I'm not showing equal opportunity to all curse words by allowing some, but not others, but well, it's my blog, and I can do what I want.
--I love the debates some of my commenters have had w/ regard to race and sexual orientation, but watch yourself there. You've left a couple comments that added nothing to a debate--they were just disrespectful.
--I'm sure you're quite intelligent. So, I'm sure you have some insightful things to say. Be a devil's advocate, call 'em like you see 'em, but just don't be completely disrespectful to my readers.
Thanks.
Posted by: Lawren at September 22, 2005 01:34 PM (bJB+W)
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Atta girl Lawren. There are two things that shouldn;t be flung around anywhere, not even in cyberspace, and those are the C word and the N word.
Posted by: ren at September 22, 2005 04:33 PM (wPIeZ)
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To paraphrase Tony Soprano:
"Do NOT disrespect MP & S!" :-p
Posted by: Kevvy the Unnamed Source at September 22, 2005 05:44 PM (qb+8W)
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Love "Tony" and thanks Ms. Lawren!
Posted by: Nanc' at September 22, 2005 06:37 PM (Ailrt)
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It's just a word. You've done that most female of things, and told a guy that he was a "bad boy". One never sees women being upbraded for calling a guy a "dick, peckerhead, (Pick your euphemism for the male member)".
Posted by: Casca at September 24, 2005 01:34 AM (qBTBH)
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Paris, get a nose job! ur are so fucking U-G-L-Y. you have no boobs and no ass, get the fuck over your self girl!! nicole is so much hotter than you!
Posted by: Tina at September 27, 2005 04:18 PM (ehe9a)
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