Thought I'd share with you 2 "great" quotes I heard in the last couple weeks:

1) --Heard at a dirty, mullet-invested bar in southern Indiana and said to me:
Random guy: Nice legs.
Me: Thank you.
Random guy: What time to they open?
Me: : (I just walked away)

2) --Heard on Ricki Lake last week. Said by an audience member to a man on stage who failed a lie detector test and it was just revealed he was cheating on his wife:
Audience member: You are nothing but a H-O-E!!!!!!!!!
Ricki: I think you mean H-O.

Hope those give you as many laughs as they did me!

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 08:05 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 Bwa ha ha!!! "H-O-E"!! Ah yes, he is a garden tool.

Posted by: Jen at July 12, 2004 08:58 AM (XBgIU)

2 A dirty, mullet-invested bar in southern Indiana, well that doesn't help narrow it down any.

Posted by: M@ at July 12, 2004 09:22 AM (f2jsN)

3 M@--it was a "newer" bar in Vtown on 2nd St. called Reds. AWFUL!

Posted by: Lawren at July 12, 2004 09:26 AM (Gqz1r)

4 I need to tell my dad to stop saying those things.

Posted by: Grant at July 12, 2004 09:45 AM (cG6vA)

5 LOL! Good ones!

Posted by: Kelly at July 12, 2004 09:59 AM (E2iNO)

6 I'm guessing based on your reaction that a pick-up line like that is not the way to your heart?

Posted by: M@ at July 12, 2004 11:16 AM (f2jsN)

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