They actually looked in the mirror and thought, "Gee, this looks good. I actually should exit the house and subject everyone in the free world to my outfit."

She Mack-trucked over a flamingo on her way in.

Only Cher should attempt an outfit like this.

"Being a virgin was great, but now that I'm married, I want to be a whore."

Nice try Kelly, but NO ONE is THAT desperate.

Screw law school--these people need stylists ASAP and I'm willing to relocate!

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