December 08, 2004

Tribe's Unusual Worship


The Mandinka tribe of Gambia, Africa, adheres to a religious practice completely unique to its people -- they worship actress Salma Hayek's breasts!

When Hayek first appeared on screen, the Mandinkans were blown away by the sight of the 36C-25-37 actress. "Everyone gasped -- men, women, and children," recalls Kianga. "Salma was breathtakingly exquisite. She gave off a force, a light, an energy that came right through the screen and entered our very souls."

After that screening, all any of the Mandinkans could talk about was Salma Hayek -- her looks, her spirit, her energy.

--I'm sure men everywhere will be using the excuse that they too "worship" Salma to their wives and girlfriends.

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 06:41 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 I'll admit to being a fan!

Posted by: at December 08, 2004 08:03 AM (DH6I2)

2 That's nothing...I've been worshipping breasts for a long time.

Posted by: Brad at December 08, 2004 09:47 AM (PS936)

3 How is this any different from my Natalie Portman shrine?

Posted by: Foush at December 08, 2004 11:11 AM (sql83)

4 Are these the same Mandinkans as in the song by Sinead O'Connor?

Posted by: Rori at December 11, 2004 04:04 AM (ClHrO)

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