November 29, 2004

What was she thinking?

And we have yet another star subjecting their poor child (in this case, children) to horrific names:

Julia Roberts gave birth to twins Hazel Patricia Moder and Phinnaeus Walter Moder on Sunday morning.

--I'm sorry, but I have to give that a big, fat, WTF.

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 06:40 AM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 As heard on the radio today it is obvious Julia didn't perform the "Yell the names out the back door test" to see if the names sounded silly. Phinnaeus Walter you get in here now!!! I say it fails.

Posted by: Brian D. at November 29, 2004 07:57 AM (xE2ov)

2 I suppose she's trying to go old-school with the names. Phinn (shortened, of course) is kind of a cool name. Phinnaeus, however, sounds like something out of an H.G. Wells book.

Posted by: Kevin the Interloper at November 29, 2004 08:21 AM (qb+8W)

3 I'll never forget my 9th grade English lit class when a fellow student pronounced "Phinnaeus" as "Penis." It was classic humor, especially when you're only 14 years old.

Posted by: Iceman at November 29, 2004 08:33 AM (Kohcy)

4 When you're 14 nothin!!! I'm still laughing!!!! :-)

Posted by: Kevin the Interloper at November 29, 2004 08:53 AM (qb+8W)

5 And everything else about her is so classy...

Posted by: EJ at November 29, 2004 12:36 PM (ATT+7)

6 Better than Apple though.

Posted by: Sheryl at November 29, 2004 01:37 PM (VmvC7)

7 I wouldn't mind Phinnaeus if she had spelled it "Finneaus" or something like then and then the kid could go by "Finn"...i dig it. So did my husband. His response to hearing the names was: "Phinnaeus kicks ass." Nice.

Posted by: Kelly P. at November 29, 2004 04:47 PM (KrevZ)

8 I get "Phinn" as a nickname. But Hazel?? WTF??

Posted by: Susan at November 29, 2004 05:53 PM (ynSZl)

9 poor babies

Posted by: Uptown Girl at November 29, 2004 05:55 PM (dUIpl)

10 remember, she married Lyle Lovett

Posted by: StellaLafayette at November 29, 2004 10:02 PM (j1AQV)

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