November 13, 2006

Who Needs Luke and Laura When We Have Brit and K-Fed?


--Spidey's a dad!

--Former Baywatch beauty Pamela Anderson has reportedly suffered a miscarriage shortly after falling pregnant with new husband Kid Rock's baby. The 39-year-old was treated by a doctor in Vancouver, Canada, last week after suffering complications and lost her unborn child, according to Us Weekly. Anderson's spokesperson Tracy Nguyen asks that, "Pamela's privacy be respected at this time." Anderson is filming new movie Blonde and Blonder in the Canadian city with Denise Richards.


--Actor Jack Palance, who won an Oscar with his comedic self-parody in 1991's "City Slickers," died Friday. He was 87, said spokesman Dick Guttman, and died of natural causes in his home in Montecito, California, surrounded by his family.


--There's always been veritas in vino. Now there's vino in chocolate. Spices such as chili pepper and cardamom have been showing up in chocolate for a while, and many chocolatiers have also been flavoring their concoctions with teas like Earl Grey. This year, one of the up-and-coming trends is chocolate infused with wine. Among the confections spotted at the industry's annual Chocolate Show in New York City over the weekend were truffles and ganaches spiked with everything from Chardonnay to Shiraz. (Wow. That could be trouble...two of my favorite things put together...)

--It's been an eventful 25 years for Laura Spencer since marrying Luke in a fairy-tale wedding seen on television by 30 million people. She died, and was brought back to life. She killed her stepfather. She gave birth to a son by an adulterous affair, and now Nikolas is a single dad after the baby's mother died of a virus. Her other son, Lucky, is addicted to painkillers. Her daughter, Lulu, recently aborted a child after being impregnated by a stepbrother. Oh, and Spencer spent the last four years in a catatonic state - waking up just in time to marry Luke again this Thursday on "General Hospital," 25 years to the day after their first wedding.


--Jude Law and Sienna Miller have finally split for good, a source close to the pair said. "It's a mutual decision," a pal of the actor says of ending the roller-coaster romance. "They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed." (Riiiigggghhhhttt....)


--Dennis Rodman had 1,600 assists during his NBA career, but the one he made recently might be his best. Following a night of partying at Area nightclub in Hollywood, Rodman stopped a man who seemed like he'd been partying a little too hard. After a brief conversation, Rodman put his size 14 foot down. "Hand me your keys ... I'm Dennis Rodman!" The seemingly inebriated man replied, "I know who you are ... I love you man." Rodman took the man's key and victoriously yelled, "It's all love baby!"


--Guns N' Roses canceled a performance in Portland, Maine this week after being told by state officials that the band could not drink on stage. Inspectors from the state fire marshal's office gave the band the no-drinking order when they came to look over the pyrotechnics planned for Monday's scheduled concert at the Cumberland County Civic Center, said Stephen McCausland, spokesman for the Maine Public Safety Department.


--Oprah and Hermes have kissed and made up.


--Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again...on a honeymoon sex video. Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale. A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world. One close pal said: "This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it." "They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess." Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks. Further, Britney slapped divorce papers on Federline—who had already been linked with hookers—after she caught him in a bedroom with another woman. (If you make a tape of that sort of thing, you deserve exactly what happens to you...)

Posted by: Lawrenkm at 06:31 AM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 I find it hard to believe that the two of them know how to play chess. Furthermore, what "wholesome image" is Brit worried about tarnishing, exactly? We know she's not a virgin (two kids; the jig is up), we know she lost her virginity before marriage (thanks JT), and when last I checked "wholesome" isn't writhing around wearing nothing but some rhinestones and a smile or pelvic thrusting with a giant snake over your shoulders or...the list goes on and on.

Posted by: motown at November 13, 2006 10:25 AM (pjusE)

2 I agree with Motown and this just shows how BAD a father KFed really is since he is pulling this crap on his children's mother. He's always been lowlife white-trash and always will be.

Posted by: Nanc' at November 13, 2006 11:09 AM (Ailrt)

3 K-Dud is a major loser. He's had this whole thing planned from day one. Get Brit, marry her, knock her up a couple times and then get divorced for being a jacka$$ and then extort money from her so his pathetic life can continue in luxery. What kind of person, especially a parent, would threaten to expose a sex tape you made with your own spouse... all for the sake of $$??!

Posted by: Lisa at November 13, 2006 01:57 PM (iS04l)

4 4 hours??? wtf?

Posted by: ARLIE at November 15, 2006 01:09 AM (jVPBX)

5 um.. do i not have enough stamina? shit.

Posted by: ARLIE at November 15, 2006 01:10 AM (jVPBX)

6 The more I think about it (and I'm now dumber for having done so), I believe he had this all planned out.

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